Matt Grote

Aggressive, beautiful, cunning

Writer @awfmag, himbo mathematician

ACE-CPT. Train with me!

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Two months ago my therapist told me to quit my day job and pursue comedy, and today I'm proud to announce that we're both unemployed.

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(studying footage of the Nuremberg Rallies) my god these people all had autism

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Who needs bread with all this circus?

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ROM could be a lil deeper but putting up 928# after a threshold swim session and 4x1 mi run ain't half bad

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@Williesillie2 And you're saying?

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Having friends is saying shit like "I'm such a Trisha Paytas" and them being like "you're not that outgoing"

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2025 out/in #newyears #resolutions

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@JakeMattera Ain't this "the good doctor"

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Finally! Sick of buying 8 kinds of single purpose sand.

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@Williesillie2 Yes? :)

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Damn it

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@RKulenovic It's just 3 things

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@GianmarcoSoresi The humblebrag of it (hi Tovah!)

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@BrotiGupta Doesn't that make him the winner???

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Gonna start calling my boyfriend "bro" the way straight people say "babe"

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I drew Garfield

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@SeenKeady Don't we all

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My favorite New York trope is Very Hot Pipe. Sometimes there is a very hot pipe in your apartment. That's just how it is! Don't touch it 🙂

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@TyleKurner Star wars the acolyte

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Self fulfillment but it's just making your chest as large as possible

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@PtakTestKitchen They don't come cheap