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normal btw. 09/13/24 💉pfp by @kid_sppinarl

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@doggou1 x the based app????

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leaked lore from the new jjk game (this is why we didnt see megumi in modulo)

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@doggou1 hi oomf im back for but a moment

[Love Takes Smiles @fartdysphoria]

bro dont sneak up on me like that aha . you scared me. i couldnt hear your footfall it was muffled by spongy tussocks. yeah . your footfall? literally muffled by spongy tussocks. dude

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Imagine a reverse panopticon in which all the prisoners are actually observing the guard tower, where I am hitting a perfect dougie

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@orchardviki LMAO oh no oomf

[oafboy @nadiayoudevil]

the worst thing you can do is perceive me. the worst thing i can do is be perceived.

im resting my forehead on the tap. ever, ever gently

but it’s taking its time to get warm; metal doesn’t stretch or burn like i do.

whatever. whatever.

i can barely feel the haze anyway,

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

just tried to sing “it’s alright ma, I’m only goonin’” in my best bob dylan and realized I was inventing quagmire from first principles

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@IIcomfyII @LunaMoonieVT vouch!

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@orchardviki you gotta kill me im trying to use french liason in english

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@orchardviki yea i think it is very situational and just a poetic tool. although honestly i do feel like in more contemporary english you see 'was' by itself over t'was if they need to fit it, but idrk. t'ain't easy to say

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@orchardviki most of the examples i can think of involve an increasingly stereotypically southern dialect or are generally childish, but this one isnt the worst

"you're lying; it wasn't the dog that destroyed your homework."
"was too!" (it *was* the dog who destroyed my homework!)

[oafboy @nadiayoudevil]

a combined 300 men women and children deathstaring me on this train cus i look like a lesbian attired-gregorian boy who cut his hair like joan of arc and they don’t care for the vibe. homosexualis videor or whatever

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@orchardviki thats okay its not until august (+idrc about my birthday)

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@asdimstl the characters name? shaco

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

laying in bed is amazing it’s cool we get to do it for like 8ish hours a day but it sucks we’re asleep for it. we should do 8 hours awake in the bed too.

[gross boy🐌 @grossb0y]

the caterpillar believes that if it stays on its leaf for long enough, that eventually, the wind will blow them away to a much kinder place

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@asdimstl severance