Remember that debt you said your buddy could ‘make disappear’? Turns out favors aren’t free. He came by while you were gone to collect his end of the deal… so I made sure you wouldn’t have to worry about it anymore. You’re welcome, babe.
Sorry, babe… he showed up saying you still owed him for that weed you bought. Then he just pushed his way in, looked at me, and said he was leaving with his payment one way or another. So I let him settle your little debt with me instead.