Our Gift Guide is up! This one is for people who love plants and seeing as how I once killed two succulents in a month I should probably stick to fake plants. https://t.co/9bRxhUcUo1
We had @tessie_the_mess give our followers the best damn answers to their hardest questions (which is a play on the title of her book which u should DEFINITELY purchase) https://t.co/jCTn3H5BKL
Little Mix’s new album is the only thing getting us through the rest of the work day. We have to stop every 2 seconds to yell “THIS SONG IS OUR JAM” and have a dance party but it’s helping nevertheless.
me: *opens up twitter*
my brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
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don’t say it
don’t say it
Me: SO HAVE U GUYS ORDERED SHIRTS FROM US YET PLZ LIKE US
“Are you free later?”
Hmmmm let’s see..
4:00 - wallow in self pity
4:30 - stare into the abyss
5:00 - solve world hunger, tell NO ONE
6:30 - dinner with me, I can’t cancel that again!
Sorry I’m booked.