Lisan Al-Gaib✝️

Nirvana...

[Lisan Al-Gaib✝️ @femi_writes]

Ruins

When she was not looking,
Her gift was exchanged for fiery artillery.
When asked,
They said it was for defence.

When she was not looking,
Her gift was wielded as a tool of bully.
When asked,
They said it was for control.

[Toby @TomolaGroup]

Money market funds are where most Nigerians should start and most Nigerians have never opened one.

It is a pool that lends short term to banks and government and shares the interest with you.

Low risk. Access within 24 to 48 hours. Consistently better than a savings account.

Confirm the manager is SEC registered, then start.

[Lisan Al-Gaib✝️ @femi_writes]

Yep!

[Lisan Al-Gaib✝️ @femi_writes]

🫡🫡

[Corporate Machiavelli @Mach_Tactics]

Morality is a Luxury Concern.

Morality is something you can afford to care about

if you are living in an environment

where resources are plentiful and violence is rare.

In an environment where resources are scarce

and violence is common

nobody cares about Morality

[Lisan Al-Gaib✝️ @femi_writes]

Now I understand why rumours about increasing pension contributions are making rounds.

Well done Dangote!

[Nigeria Info FM 99.3 @NigeriainfoFM]

Dangote Refinery Completes $2.5bn Private Equity Placement

https://t.co/R9oB42G6ba

[The 48 Laws of Power @48LawsofPowerr]

Law 21

[Lisan Al-Gaib✝️ @femi_writes]

@ZoMahna Lol. No vex

[Lisan Al-Gaib✝️ @femi_writes]

Okay, I'm going there today.

[Agbóluajé OT @ZoMahna]

Anytime I close eyes these days, nah AmokeOge Amala and Ogunfe I dey see😭

[BudgIT Nigeria @BudgITng]

That's not the question.

Nobody is asking the Budget Office whether the money was spent.

A so-called fake agency made it into Nigeria's 2026 Appropriation Act and got over ₦1.3 billion allocated to it.

The Budget Office says the money was never released because the controls worked.

Fine.

But how did an agency the government now says does not exist get an official budget code, an establishment approval and recruitment waiver, make it into the Executive Budget, pass through the National Assembly and get signed into law?

Who was supposed to catch that?

This is bigger than the ₦1.3 billion.

If the controls worked only after the allocation had already made it into the Appropriation Act, then we need to ask a bigger question about the controls that govern how things get into the budget in the first place.

[Lisan Al-Gaib✝️ @femi_writes]

Burst my brain... Sowore! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[Omoyele Sowore @sowore]

Sowore2027 will appoint Artificial Intelligence as "Minister of Finance" and a "Drone" as Minister of Defence.

The AI will eliminate human manipulation, waste, and corruption in public finance by making data-driven, transparent decisions.

The Drone will redefine national security with modern surveillance, rapid response, precision, and accountability.

The future of governance is technology, not patronage.

#Sowore2027

[Lisan Al-Gaib✝️ @femi_writes]

@seunonigbinde I think the next set of reforms would be more painful. The only challenge I'll have with these reforms is how they'll funnel the impacts straight to the downtrodden., and make more room for the top 1%.

[Lisan Al-Gaib✝️ @femi_writes]

Perspective: The top 1% holds over 40% of the countries resources. So government has to at some point involve private capital., regardless of who wins the next election in 2027.

[Lisan Al-Gaib✝️ @femi_writes]

This session with Doyin Salami is going well...
Households
Firms
Government
Markets

[Channels Television @channelstv]

There have been bad managers of the fiscal policies of this country. They removed subsidy and devalued currency, and they did not properly understand the wider implications of that on debt service.

- Seun Onigbinde, Co-founder of BudgIT, speaking on the Tinubu government’s budget process and Nigeria's economy

#PoliticsToday

[Slim @onu_slim]

Let me tell you what actually happened. You people should calm.

Dangote didn’t reverse anything. Don’t let anyone sell you that story.

The refinery converted the dollar economics into a naira price and called it a resolution.

Government pressure and marketers struggling to source dollars forced the switch back on paper.

But look at what actually happened to the number. Petrol has moved from N1,075 to N1,215 per litre.

This is not a reversal thing my people. This is the same dollar cost wearing a naira costume. The payment currency changed. The underlying economics did not move an inch.

If anything this confirms what the entire episode was really about. Dangote was never confused about what currency to charge in.

It was telling Nigeria, in the clearest language possible, that naira pricing only survives when it can catch up to dollar reality. The moment it does, everyone celebrates a “return” that actually cost us N140 more per litre.

Call it what it is. Its not a win but a rebrand. Either ways, it strengthens naira in disguise. Dangote is a core strength of Nigeria economy.

[BudgIT Nigeria @BudgITng]

If your community still needs better roads, schools or healthcare, this conversation concerns you.

Between January and June 2026, Nigeria’s Federation Account generated N18.72 trillion in gross revenue. N13.95 trillion came from statutory revenue, while N4.77 trillion came from VAT.

June generated the highest gross revenue at N4.50 trillion, yet only 57% was available for distribution to the Federal Government, states and local governments. February generated the least revenue at N2.23 trillion, but 85% was available for sharing.

Every month, states and local governments receive allocations from the Federation Account to provide public services. Your state and local government received their share too.

Do you know how much they received?

You can find out on me.BudgIT:
https://t.co/MPiCWJceEA

Your state received a share of N18.72 trillion in the first half of 2026. What has that money been used for in your community?

#AskQuestions #GetInvolved #DataofTheDay

[Capt Kyle @CaptKylePatriot]

‼️ THEY HAVE BEEN LYING TO YOU ABOUT OIL FOR 150 YEARS. 🛢️

Oil is not rare. It is not made from dead dinosaurs. It is the second most common liquid on Earth after water and it is literally the planet’s lifeblood.

The entire “fossil fuel” scam was invented by the Rockefellers and the Smithsonian in the late 1800s to create artificial scarcity and jack up prices to insane levels. They fed you the biotic lie so you would believe oil is some finite dinosaur soup that is about to run dry. Total fabrication.

Oil is abiotic. It is a liquid mineral cooked deep in the Earth’s mantle under crushing pressure and scorching heat. It is the natural lubricant for tectonic plates and the grease that keeps the planet’s massive gears turning smoothly.

That is why wells drilled dry in the 1970s are filling back up again today. The Earth is pumping fresh oil from below and regenerating it nonstop. It does not run out. We are sucking the lubricant out of the planet’s engine and now the whole machine is starting to shake.

More earthquakes. Creaking faults. Grinding plates. Coincidence? No. We are stripping the oil that keeps the Earth’s crust sliding properly and the system is literally seizing up.

The so-called “fossil theory” is the greatest economic hack in human history. Real crude oil has almost zero biological markers. No nitrogen, no phosphorus, nothing that would survive if it came from dead organisms. It is pure polymeric hydrocarbons, primordial stuff from the Earth’s own formation.

Thomas Gold tried to warn the world. He proved hydrocarbons like methane and oil rise from the deep mantle, not from ancient swamps. The establishment destroyed his reputation because the truth would collapse their entire control grid.

If people knew oil is basically tap water for the planet, endlessly generated from below, the entire parasitic geopolitics of wars, sanctions, and price manipulation would evaporate overnight.

They do not want you to know the Earth makes its own oil.
They need you scared, dependent, and paying through the nose while they bleed the planet dry.
Wake up. The dinosaurs had nothing to do with it. This is the biggest lie they ever sold us and it is killing the engine of the world.
@SternDrewCrypto

@CaptKylePatriot

[Lisan Al-Gaib✝️ @femi_writes]

Fr

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Lisan Al-Gaib✝️ @femi_writes]

Zero shot on target! Spain dominated. It would have been painful if Messi (Not Argentina) dragged the game to a shoot out., by just strolling aimlessly on the pitch.

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Argentina are the first team in the last 60 years without a single shot in the first 90 minutes of a World Cup final.

[Tosin Olugbenga @TosinOlugbenga]

One player in the Argentina team is just walking around the pitch doing nothing and waiting for the ball to perform another miracle.

Very lazy good player.