Lockdown Lisa K

Lockdown princess lover of leopard print shoes worn with a Freudian slip

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

Please remind me what we are celebrating today? Is it the freedom to loot, burn, steal, embezzle, and rob with no consequences?

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

@ExposedDarren More Chins than the Chinese phone directory

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

Ronald is living “on the smell of an oily rag” but was still able to afford to install a lift in his luxury home

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

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[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

A toast to good advice

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

@Luke_du_Toit Because he’s a little 💩

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

My 3 year old said “Lisa your fingers are calloused from all the shit you tweet Why don’t you try some intellectual content worthy of your fucking audience for a change” Little p*^s is currently in time out on the naughty step for using bad language

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

@ExposedDarren Can I throw in a Speedo

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

@Sentletse @ExposedDarren Audi goes faster than bee em double you?

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

Note this is not an under-the-blanket statement that applies to all men 😜

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

@FrankBennetts 🤣🤣🤣

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

I’m trying to set up two single friends on a blind date I tell the guy he’ll recognise her because she has really amazing nipples Fcuking autocorrect changed dimples to nipples

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

It’s very naughty to smoke your socks Duduzane it makes you hallucinate and imagine all kinds of things that only exist in your imagination

[Duduzane Zuma @Duduzane__Zuma]

My father was a better president. The best president this country ever had.

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

Don’t bite off more than you can chew

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

When you wish upon a star

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

@NPCG101 😂😂😂😂😂

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

No word of a lie

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

Thought for day: People who are into BDSM are also huge fans of stand-up comedy Scientists have discovered they have a thing for gags

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

Darren Bobroff must be a priest or a rabbi You didn’t even have to marry @TonyBeamish to take his name

[consumerfumer @consumerfumer]

@TonyBeamish Tony I never paid for your identity In fact Darren Bobroff gave it to me for free gratis and absolute nothing 😂🤣😂

[Lockdown Lisa K @femin9Returned]

Q & A

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We are amused