Femi

[Femi @femioset]

@Adamsayeni Hmm... This one is strong.
I really hope our youthful struggles never drive us so far from the homes that made us.
Taking time to care for our aged matters well, it's our love and support they need. Not a befitting burial at death. Love in life, not death.

[Dr. Olawale Ogunlana @doctorwalesmd]

Which of these bad health habits are you planning to stop in 2024? Let me know in the comments and share this with someone you love.

📸 X @bainescredit

[Scholarship for PhD @ScholarshipfPhd]

Strategies for Writing

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

I’ve stopped explaining things because I’ve seen how some of you can intentionally miss the point to suit a narrative.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Because people have an idealized version of love where a random human being who previously knew nothing about them would just appear in their lives and meet every standard they want while knowing exactly how they want to be loved from day one.

[Eniola Akinkuotu @ENIBOY]

If a man is driving a modest car and tells his kids he doesn’t have money to pay allowance, they can bear with him. But if the father buys brand new SUV, splashes N90bn on hajj & says he can’t pay allowance then he’s asking for war. That’s what’s going on between labour and govt

[Mayowa Tijani @OluwamayowaTJ]

The most annoying part of academic writing is knowing the thing, but looking for some other paper to say it for you. You can't just say bread is soft, you have to say according to Baker 2001, bread is soft. 😕

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

NOW: Tobi Amusan has just defeated the current world champion Danielle Williams to officially become the fastest woman in the world during the women's 100m hurdle at the Jamaican athletics event.

This is so beautiful to watch.
Nigeria 🇳🇬 to the world!!!

[Femi @femioset]

@yettie_ade Happy 30th birthday, @yettie_ade 🥳🎂

[Femi @femioset]

@hizeed Congratulations ‘Yeluwa🥂

[Senator Shehu Sani @ShehuSani]

There are over 200 rivers in this country and we have a well nourished arable land of 923,768 kmsq.We have the natural resources that other countries will never have.We have virile men and fertile women more than any other country in our continent.We have no earthquakes,hurricanes or monsoon.What can grow in Thailand,Pakistan or Brazil can grow in this country.We want manna.Even the people who received the last plates of manna from Heaven have now turned their Desert Green.Our problem is not from God.

[Timi Dakolo @timidakolo]

Even those we took a bullet for,complained that our blood stained their favourite shirt. In this life, don’t over play your role in people’s life.

[Timi Dakolo @timidakolo]

You won’t do much with your life, if your utmost priority is to honour people expectations of you.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

As Manchester United get humiliated by City at home, a reminder that Erik Ten Hag drove @Cristiano out of the club and said he’d lose no sleep over it… and that the same @Cristiano has since scored 43 goals for club & country this year.
The guy’s a total fraud.

[Odogwu Of 'Lere 🇳🇬🇨🇮™ @wandey18_]

Family matters was a classic 🤣🤣🤣
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Naira Marley and Sammy Larry | Imole | Ayra Starr | Primeboy | 2Baba | Ruger | Pidgin & English

[Wilfred E. Orhue🫧 @Fredolution_Now]

My cartoon today: Happy Independence (A short story)🙄

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Secondary school days.

A father followed his daughter to school to para for our teacher because he flogged his daughter terribly the previous day for late coming.

The previous day, Mr Agunbiade actually flogged all latecomers like thief. He promised them six strokes each on their back but they must not touch their back until the six strokes are completed else he will start all over.

When it was Ganiyat’s turn, she touched her back after 3 strokes, this wicked man started all over. After 2 strokes, she touched it again and he started all over. To be honest, he flogged that girl over 18 strokes that other teachers had to drag Ganiyat away. She was terribly flogged. Bruises everywhere, her uniform stained from rolling on the floor. Her voice cracked from “Mr Agunbiade Please, I will not come late again”. It was very messy.

Now she’s here with her father. We were on assembly ground and the man was seated at the veranda boiling and waiting for our teachers so he can table his anger.

That same day, Mr Agunbiade started flogging another set of late comers in the presence of Ganiyat’s father with same method he used the previous day. He was flogging a boy mercilessly when Daddy Ganiyat who has been boiling over the maltreatment jumped up from where he was, rushed towards Mr Agunbiade with blow, dragged the cane from him and started flogging him in our presence. It was a thing of joy to watch. We all jumped up shouting and celebrating. That day was messy.

The entire school was rowdy. All the students were asked to go to their classes. The teachers were prancing about supporting Mr Agunbiade. Our head boy too was supporting our oppressors. Werey, because of gbajensinmi post they gave you.

That day still linger in my memory. You will think Mr Agunbiade will change. His comeback was brutal. We dey chop beating steady. Ajeku iya loju pali.

I don’t like Maths teachers.

[Peter Obi Grassroots Mobilization. @PO_GrassRootM]

Viewer discretion highly advised.

"I went to school this morning to drop my kids and I met my son's class mate named Victory a 5 year old in basic 1. He and his elder brother who is in basic 4 are living with their father's sister who is a nurse that owns a chemist shop here in Port Harcourt.
Their dad is living outside the country but sends her money for the children's welfare.

Their aunt who should be in her 40's, unmarried but living with her boyfriend of 30+ collaborated and unleashed this terror on this innocent boy claiming he spoilt something in the boyfriend's car.
Please share to the right authorities. Let's help save this innocent boy as this isn't the first time they're doing this to him" credit to @CounsellorSunny.

Dear @PoliceNG, the above child should be rescued immediately, and the culprit should be arrested.

[iNspiritextra @iNspiritextra]

This nailed it! 🔥🔥🔥🙌

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[Wilfred E. Orhue🫧 @Fredolution_Now]

My cartoon today: Love for the judiciary ❤️ 💕 😍

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

If you ask me…
Going on the trip simply means he’s not worried about the court judgement.

But the actual game-plan is when he arrives Abuja from the trip, there will be thousands of hired paid dancers at the airport in a celebration of “victory” in the court.

Write this down.