Femiplantain

Eternal Cruise

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

@iamvjadams Asake 45 minutes?..... Is it for eba?

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

Aso Rock

[Topz @tophz_]

AMERICA HAS GAME OF THRONES 🇺🇸

KOREA HAS SQUID GAMES 🇰🇷

SPAIN HAS MONEY HEIST 🇪🇸

YOUR COUNTRY HAS?? 🤔

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

Your Father said

[evil clean🫧 @itscleangoddy]

This is a very sensitive discussion to me 🤧😔

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

@Alhajirostova @j_nababy Na two eye she get 🫶🏽

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

Kindly find attached

[Realness000 🇺🇸 🇳🇬 @realness000]

@check_112 @Palermo_seun What could they be discussing .

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

@ubondesigner 3.5m at least

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

@z_prestoe @OvOBrezzzy Every card is grey to the dog? If there is more to it then yeah maybe I didn’t get it

[Davido @davido]

Yo JONASI is WILD

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

@rofffybaby I’m not sure about “cracked” o but 500k / 370 dollars per day is not bad at all for an experienced full stack engineer in this part of the world

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

@TochukwuMortan1 @AshE_Nuel Any man wey get mind slap person mama na Trinity, no worry e balance.

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

You guys have ruined this place for me 😭……I just can’t see it the same way again

[HE @Adenuga_11]

12am, i don reach junction maybe one person go even drop traditional buffet.

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

How did you miss native pope 😂😭

[Adesuwa💞💋 @faesuwa]

Updated twitter lingos:

Tony stark- Iron condemn
Abattoir - Dick
School portal - Porn site.
Pharmaceutical socks - Condom
White snow ball- Fufu
Cheese soup - Egusi.
Micheal faraday- Charging vendor
Ugu dealer- Weed dealer
Spice merchant from winterfell- Pepper seller

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

@amadaoffor Dm Ruger, he Dey knack anything.

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

Y’all should understand that “a Serious babe” and “person serious babe”(pidgin English btw) are two entirely different things.

[KOFO! @kofoistired]

You can’t fuck a serious babe😂

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

@ClntonVsTheWrld @Jadeukkk I don die 😭

[BIG FISH @adekunleGOLD]

Say what you want for your life.
Speak it with faith.
Believe it deeply.
You’ll return to this tweet with a testimony.

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

I don’t even know the context of the pick up but this nigga is the most guilty looking nigga I’ve ever seen……He did that shit

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

@Unserious_Exrha @tahyvr Wow

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

“Fairs”…..a Nigerian response to the most unfair scenario ever seen or heard.

[Femiplantain @femiplantain]

@liverplus01 Defense, the best form of attack- Morinho what a guy.