femi

Que sera sera.

[femi @femiwayne_]

Dr i have been there you will get over it. Soon enough 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

I have a confession to make. I am now a Temu addict. I see that I am spending about N100k a week on things that I didn’t know I needed. Don’t get me wrong, they are useful, but I didn’t know that I needed them.

An example is this thing that you put in your breast pocket to hold your pocket squares when you wear a suit or kaftan. I never knew it existed but it works a treat because it doesn’t let your pocket square fall into your breast pocket.

I have also bought this multi-port adaptor, which is very useful for a MacBook user to connect USBs, HDMIs and VGA projectors.

They only cost a little at a time but it all adds up. That is apart from all the dubious offers and promos that Temu bombards you with.

I need to control myself sha. When I didn’t have all these things, I didn’t die. 😀

[Dr Joe Abah, OON @DrJoeAbah]

I have a confession to make. I am now a Temu addict. I see that I am spending about N100k a week on things that I didn’t know I needed. Don’t get me wrong, they are useful, but I didn’t know that I needed them.

An example is this thing that you put in your breast pocket to hold your pocket squares when you wear a suit or kaftan. I never knew it existed but it works a treat because it doesn’t let your pocket square fall into your breast pocket.

I have also bought this multi-port adaptor, which is very useful for a MacBook user to connect USBs, HDMIs and VGA projectors.

They only cost a little at a time but it all adds up. That is apart from all the dubious offers and promos that Temu bombards you with.

I need to control myself sha. When I didn’t have all these things, I didn’t die. 😀

[femi @femiwayne_]

You are a disgusting human being

[El Chapo 🥷🏾 @justtemi__]

Niniola stuns in new photos 😍🥰❤️

[femi @femiwayne_]

The stories dey be like lie until you experience it. My friend Got married last year. They spent alot of money, only for one of the wife’s friend a bridesmaid to claim its basic. Why be friends with someone you hate.

[Olori Ajoke 🫅 @Orisunmibairemi]

I attended a wedding today, and it was just the bride, her bridesmaid, and me in the room.
When it was time to zip up her dress, the bridesmaid helped her and immediately said, “Ha Why is your back so black? Don’t you wash it?”
The bride instantly….

[femi @femiwayne_]

Yes cause you ve never won shit in Europe. It took you 22 years to win the local league.

[The Pato🎙️ @iamNOTthepatoo]

You lost as many games as you won in the league this season
This same PSG team beat you 8-2

You’re the only Top half team in EPL that won’t be in Europe next season
You finished 10th in the same league I won this season

And you think you can banter me?????

[Olóyè. @Ol0ye]

Idowu Taiwo -4, Juwon Sunday -7, Soliu Salami -4, Christianah Akanbi -2, Sikiru Salami -3, Ojo Joseph - 8, Lydia Adewole -8, Testimony Jacob -5, Kehinde Kaosara -7, Sewa Seyi -7, Waliya Bello -4, Lydia Olohunloluwa -7

@officialABAT #BringBackOurChildren

[femi @femiwayne_]

She checked the mirror and was like wow look at me i am all this despicable things.

[Faree Ferrari @faree_for_real]

Fornicate, lie, fight, steal, hurt people, treat workers/helps unfairly but draw the line at pork

[femi @femiwayne_]

Up Chelsea i am sure most of us had A Good night. Winning a European club trophy is not for all teams. Some can only enjoy being a local champion.
Beating Psg in a cup final is not for small teams.
Happy Sunday 💙💙💙💙💙

[femi @femiwayne_]

Walahi you deserve better beaten for this rubbish tweet.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We probably deserve another red card for that last post! But in all seriousness, congratulations to @Arsenal on winning the Premier League and a great run in the Champions League.

Looking forward to picking up the battle again with you next season.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Arsenal are the first team to go unbeaten in the champions league and still not win it

[femi @femiwayne_]

The things i see on the internet na the mans smile they muzz me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Lady reveals how her husband prayed to God to take away his s£xual urges because she didn’t like s£x

[femi @femiwayne_]

To some people that 10m na broke man wedding but everything is relative there are people paying 15million naira rent for three bedroom in this lagos.

[Fabian Sani Esq @FabianSani8]

Spending 10 million on a one-day wedding when you don’t own a house is top-tier financial illiteracy. I don't care if it's 'your special day.

[femi @femiwayne_]

You can be legally married to two women in nigeria if you are a muslim sha.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

You cannot be legally married to two women in Nigeria, but we have the understanding that we are married — Jeffrey of the “Feral Throuple” clarifies ‘legal wife, spiritual wife’ comment

[Toby @TomolaGroup]

In 1977, a young pharmacist named Stella Okoli opened a tiny retail pharmacy called Emzor Chemists in Shomolu, Lagos with ₦5,000 in her pocket.

Named after her three children: Emeka, Uzoma and Edward.

For seven years, she sold drugs to neighbourhood customers.

Then in 1984, she had a bigger vision: to manufacture, not just sell.

To raise the money, she asked her father for permission to use his house as collateral. He said yes.

She secured a ₦100,000 loan from the bank. Pilot production began in 1985 with one product: Emzor Paracetamol.

Today, that same Emzor Paracetamol controls roughly 25% of Nigeria’s pain relief market.

Emzor Pharmaceuticals now produces over 140 products. It has factories in Sagamu, Richfield, and Ajao. It exports across Africa, Europe, and Asia.

Stella Okoli is now one of Nigeria’s most powerful industrialists.

It started with a ₦5,000 shop. And a father who believed enough to risk his own house.

Sometimes the loan that builds an empire isn’t from a bank. It’s from family.

[femi @femiwayne_]

Again God i beg no let me born rubbish pikin.

[HYPETRIBE @hypetribeng]

Blaqbonez & Peller Vibing to “Chanel” 😂🔥

[femi @femiwayne_]

One thing i love about blaq he knws how to whine you Guys and make you all talk about him

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Blaqbonez na you dey hot now o, how did you do it ? You featured Asake, that’s really huge

Blacqbonez: why do you sound sh0kced? well it’s not a big deal to me, I gave Asake exposure, he’s my friend from OAU I’ve always been number 1 in the music industry

[femi @femiwayne_]

No be only you ooh 🤣🤣🤣

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

I go de weigh 80KG as a slim person, I see 80KG bulked person and all I do is wonder

[BIG NONSO @NonsoWilliams01]

Avoid expensive poor girls at all cost 👂

[Chris Hatch 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇰🇪 @LondonHatch]

Married 33 years today!!

“He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favor from the LORD.” ~ Pro 18:22

[femi @femiwayne_]

No be meme ooh

[NASIRU @iamnasboi]

you fit guide today make you broke tomorrow