laissez-faire maiden

overly dramatic and under the influence. I spit in the face of gender roles.

[ellie @ellieesays]

men who aren’t trash don’t get upset about women saying “all men are trash” bc they recognize the problematic behavior of their fellow men and understand where women are coming from 🤷🏽‍♀️

[FOX8 WGHP @myfox8]

An Ohio man who called police to say he was "too high" was found in a pile of Doritos. http://t.co/muCETWIrgN

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

ADD is so fucking annoying

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

@ginabeanLL nonononono. He can fuck RIGHT off.

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

@tattedxposts @Creekanimal that side boob tho

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

I don't understand why I still dream about cheese all the time. Last night I dreamt about Gouda popcorn.

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

wow yesterday I had peanut butter captain crunch ice cream and it was definitely foodgasm worthy

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

@omw2innisfree please refer to my bio

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

@omw2innisfree and that's not what wives are for anyway *emoji knives*

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

Almost went on a rant about arming forces in the Middle East today in lab. Only stopped because I didn't have enough energy

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

I've missed a whole week of bio thanks to my phone fucking up. It currently won't turn on. :-)

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

that is ostriches who do that, right?

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

Sticking my head under this pillow today like ostriches stick their head into the sand

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

@omw2innisfree no no no you're doing it wrong

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

When you realize the guy you're about to get coffee with looks like he could be the brother of one of your exes

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

Wearing all black to class and seeing how many frat boys avoid eye contact with me

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

Lawl I let him roam around my car because why not

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

BUT LOOK AT MY HANDSOME BOY

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

Trying to take theo to his surgery appointment at nine and this train is blocking my last turn and is literally stopped. Not moving.

[laissez-faire maiden @femmanist]

Sitting alone in Krispy Kreme eating from a half dozen of donuts and I've never looked so menstrual