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white people be like: my 'grandapa' ? oh you mean my plappy

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Trending: AFAB

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@fourlokoluvver once built a vertical village on a server with friends, with buildings at different layers and you needed to hop on the happy ghast public transit to move around

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@Monarchist_Can I would go feral for that Willaim Wirt pussy

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@justExcalibur_ wasnt there that one dc comic where they tried to make a transfem superhero and it was super terrible

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@HormoneHangover this is really funny thank you

[Grace 🦎🩵🐣🐈‍⬛🌃 @HormoneHangover]

Husband: “can you deposit this reimbursement check we got from eyeglasses insurance?”

3 year old: “is the A train going fast? Is it going to bing bong? Is it going twenty minutes?”

1 year old: *opening and closing Zojirushi rice cooker over and over* WICE

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Alot of people are (rightfully) pointing out how whatever "quality of life" statistic here is stupid, but I think the cost of living is infinitely more egregious; Vancouver and Detroit are nowhere near similar in cost

[Thierry from arvy 🇨🇭 @ThierryBorgeat]

Nothing—and I mean nothing—beats Zurich.

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@frotitis that sounds like an extremely successful work event

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@LinkofSunshine I'll take it "Clinton" comes from either DeWitt or George Clinton, and not Bill?

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@gayassdogfaggot oh my god ive only heard it spoken never written i thought it was asked my whole life 😭

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"can't be asked" has to be up there

[definitely casey @cantsmokehere]

favorite british turns of phrase

- right what’s all this then
- what are you on about
- you lot
- taking the piss
- are you having a laugh
- chuffed
- on your bike!

[Maddie @MaddieMewMew_]

this guy is useless

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@quincynomics wasnt that some sort of deal he made with them in exchange for not running? i swear ive heard something like that before

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@frotitis do you have a perm or does your hair just do that

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@mkultrapenis98 would you rather be thought of as having big un-naturals or medium-sized naturals

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@Functydumpty ive spent so much time browsing 1820-1850s american elections that something about that color just feels off

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i really should finish disco elysium sometime soon

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@chipettemunk rosa díaz

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@pwincediana how does one aquire that haircut 👀👀