Bro to bro: do you know that a 50kg bag of cement will conveniently lay 50 blocks?
A bag of cement now is at N12,500,
Labour for laying a block as at today is averaging N150.00 per block.
For 50 blocks: 150 x 50 = N7,500.
Back to our sample:
For a standard 4 bedroom bungalow:
4,500 blocks will require: 4,500/50 = 90 bags of cement.
Which will cost: 90 x 12500 = N1,125,000
Labour will cost: 4500 x 150 = N675,000
Total for cement and Labour: 1,125,000 + 675,000 = N1,800,000.00
Have you started planning your building?
A lady narrates a new scam tactic that almost got her locked up after she received 24 million for a gold carat and delivered it to the supposed owner. 😱🙆🏼 This is crazy.
This gist is crazy!! 😳
A lady is explaining how she’s dealing with a divorce after 16 years of marriage, all because of sêx
According to her, her husband complained about their intimacy and how she stopped initiating sex the moment they started having kids.
She claims she’s always ready when he asks, but the urge to initiate just vanished.
Meanwhile, before they got married, they were having sëx anywhere and anytime.
Meet Rotina Mavhunga, the woman who almost turned Zimbabwe into Dubai… using rocks 😂
Back in 2007, she convinced top government ministers that she could produce clean diesel from stones in Chinhoyi. Yes, diesel. From rocks. The story was so powerful it reached Mugabe’s Cabinet, and ministers were sent on a spiritual road trip to her shrine.
After some traditional rituals, she gave them a live demo: a pipe sticking out of a rock… diesel flowing. Minds were blown. National fuel crisis? Solved. Vision 2030? Activated 😅
She then charged like a premium consultant ,reportedly receiving Z$5 billion, a farm, cattle, three buffaloes, and a car. Allegedly, she even wanted Mugabe to visit her shrine barefoot. Faith-based economics at its finest 🙌
Plot twist: the “miracle diesel” was coming from hidden pipes connected to a tank. No rocks were harmed in the making of this scam.
Outcome? Arrested, exposed, and sentenced to 27 months in prison.
My brother once went to Lekki for a haircut at a particular place. Before they started, they told him the price was 200k, but he was wearing AirPods and didn’t hear properly he thought they said 20k. After the haircut, they asked for payment, and he transferred 20k. Almost immediately, they questioned the payment and said he was actually supposed to pay 200k, and things started to escälate.
Fortunately, the real shop owner was around at the time and stepped in to settle the issue. My brother explained that it was a misunderstanding, and after checking the CCTV footage, they confirmed he genuinely didn’t hear the correct price. In the end, they let it go and only asked him to pay 100k instead.
Two weeks after I got married, my mother in law came for a visit. She had missed our wedding because of a flight issue but came later.
She and I vibed instantly because I had not met her before.
We were inside her room one day, when my husband entered and asked where the laundry I did was, he looked frustrated as he asked for a particular cloth which I had washed
I quickly excused myself from to look for the shirt for him and when I went back to the room, my mother in law asked why I allow him talk to me like that
"Enipe?" 😳
"You're doing his laundry and he still can't look for his clothes himself? What are you? A maid?"
She pulled me closer and said, "see ehn, don't let him turn you to his house girl o, since I got married, I've never done his father's laundry, instead he does mine and I brought him up to be that kind of man, if he's not gon be polite and appreciate your efforts by looking for his clothes after you've washed it, let him wash and fold himself" she said
That was the last time I did his laundry in that house and he has been doing mine
Good mothers in law exist
I just got off the phone with Rev Ezekiel Dachomo and he confirmed to me that one of the Fulani terrorist that was caught confessed to Alot of crimes against the people of Barkin Ladi.
He even mentioned names of his accomplices and sponsors.
I'm going to publish those names as soon as I get them
Enough of this nonsense.
Credits - TOCHUKWU OKWOSE
this particular man is a menace!
he often threaten guys with “ we go incriminate you and nothing go happen”
they operate along festac/satellite axis.
the day i was going out, they stopped our bolt and forcefully took me to the same corner for a search.
they almost beat and cuff me cos i stood on my right, i was roughed up and my clothes got dirty.
his partner opened my WhatsApp and searched for fraud related words.
at the end, they extorted me of 15k.
i reported the issue to @PoliceNG_CRU and was refered to the SO, and my money got refunded.
my question is , how are these guys still operating on the highway even after reporting to the CRU and SO.
@PoliceNG_CRU@LagosPoliceNG@TunjiDisu1
I really hope this video goes viral and the Nigeria Police Force sees this and does something about it.
This happened in Abulado, Lagos. Me and my guy @ehispascal were on a bike when four officers stopped us. We came down peacefully, no issues at all. One officer was talking to me, another to my guy. Everything was calm. They were asking questions and we answered calmly because we had nothing to hide.
They asked me to open my phone, and I didn’t hesitate because I didn’t want any problem. Suddenly, out of nowhere, one man came from behind and slapped me. Even the officer checking my phone was shocked and asked what just happened.
At that moment, I didn’t even know he was a police officer because he wasn’t in uniform. Out of anger, I reacted and slapped him back and even tried to confront him. That’s when the others held me and told me he was an officer. That’s when I realized everything was already planned.
Next thing, all of them started beating us. It was bad. My guy’s face even got swollen. They then threatened to take us to the station. I told them no problem, let’s go, but the officer who slapped me must come along too.
I told them when we get to the station, they would know who my father is. They kept asking for his name, but I refused and said they would find out at the station.
That’s when they got scared. Instead of taking us to the station, they drove us to a bridge, dropped us there, and told us to go.
This guy was the most dangerous out of all of them.
He pointed a gun at me and kept threatening me like my life meant nothing. He’s the same one that hit me with the gun, shocked my body, beat me, and even slapped me from behind when I didn’t see it coming.
Out of everyone there, he was the most aggressive. The most dangerous.
He needs to be stopped!!! He is evil!!!
@PoliceNG@PoliceNG_CRU
Drama unfolded as a wife reportedly deletes her husband’s contacts over a ch£aing suspicion, causing him to lose a ₦7.8 billion business deal.
The woman became suspicious after noticing her husband communicating with a particular contact on his phone, making her to believe he was being unfaithful.
Unbeknownst to her, the contact was actually a business associate tied to an important deal her husband had been working on.
When confronted by her husband for checking and deleting contacts on his phone, she replied, “Are we not married?”
This reportedly angered him, leading to a he@ted exchange during which he sl@pped her and demanded that she provide the number or move out.
This guy went to my friend’s store in Lekki and said he wants to buy iPhone 17 pro max. She gave him the phone and he swapped it with a China android 17pm. He then said he wants to get his atm from his car and ran away before she realized he swapped the phone.
His number 08120433404
If someone in your house looks dead, don't call the police. You are automatically digging your grave, if you know how Nigerian Police takes these matters especially if you don't have money. You go suffer.
Under the law, you are presumed innocent until proven guilty, but once you report to the police you will be presumed guilty until proven innocent which can take years.
Take the person to the nearest hospital, it is the duty of a doctor to declare someone dead and also since you are not a doctor, you may be wrong to think the person is already dead. Taking the person to the hospital gives them a chance to be resuscitated by the doctors and if they fail to revive the person, they can then declare the person dead.
That is when you can then call your lawyer. If you don't have a lawyer already, we built @UseCaseRadar for you so you can easily sign up at https://t.co/cYiMBHduIb or download the app from Google Playstore and connect with lawyers no matter the time and no matter the place you are.
You should only report crimes to the police and since you didn't kill the person, I really don't know why you are reporting yourself to the police. If I were to be your lawyer, and you contact me, the next thing would be to help you contact the family of the person. The family can then report to the police themselves if they have reasonable grounds to suspect that you killed the person and we can take it up from there.
Japa: Nigerians Cry Out After Being Tricked Into F+ghting in The Russia-Ukraine War
Bankole Manchi, a 36-year-old Nigerian mechanic, says he left Lagos expecting a legitimate overseas job earning about N500,000 monthly. But when he arrived in Russia, he was handed over to unidentified men and taken to a military-style camp instead of a workplace. He met recruits from Nigeria, Ghana, France, Brazil, and China, many struggling with language barriers and relying on translation apps.
Training quickly escalated from drills to we@pons handling, grenade practice, and night operations. Inj·red recruits were allegedly forced to continue despite pa+n. Manchi says they were later moved into Ukrainian territory, where heavy gunfire erupted immediately. He was sh%t in the leg and survived days with minimal food and water before receiving medical care. He described African recruits as
"disposable f+ghters" in a w@r they never agreed to join.
Similar stories have emerged from Uganda and Kenya. One Ugandan man said he and others were promised civilian jobs in supermarkets, airports, and security firms but were instead kept under armed guard in underground shelters with poor living conditions. He eventually escaped and surrendered to Ukrainian forces, who confirmed his identity.
Researcher Sholla Ard alleges a recruitment network targeting young Africans. Companies like ST3 Metal LLC reportedly issued short-term employment letters to help recruits get visas, only to coerce them into military service. Some recruits are still missing, while others may have died in combat.
Travel routes allegedly included Juba, Nairobi, and Turkey, making the network harder to trace.
Human rights groups are calling for urgent investigations by African governments, the UN, and international organisations. Russia and the company involved yet to respond.