Obvious Pseudonym

Sometimes I hit people with swords. Sometimes I mess around with computers. Haven't yet figured out how I can do both at once.

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

@katebevan Might be something you've tried as well - getting an alias for it? Had something similar at a previous workplace, they refused requests to change a primary mailbox name (fair, that can break stuff) but adding an alias and having that set as default mail on profile was accepted

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

@BigWoodenSpoon @_Johntuer @STS_Trainers @polly6193 @MartinSLewis Ah yes, the actual function of a thing is its purpose 😛

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

@_Johntuer @STS_Trainers @polly6193 @MartinSLewis Why shouldn't the kids have to earn it like the rest of us just because who their mum and dad are?

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

@STS_Trainers @polly6193 @MartinSLewis How's it greedy? Generational wealth is not an inherent good. As long as that tax is going to support the people who aren't lucky enough to have family that can pass on hundreds of thousands (or millions) when they die, that's just taxes doing what they're supposed to do.

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

@holly Layin' on a boob while going to town on another boob, what's not to like? I can respect that.

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

Hey @britishfencing someone broke your events zone, it won't load!

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

@TrueWill333 @markeverett1977 @jessphillips No they do not, but they do vote for a party with the expectation that it has its shit together and this one clearly and emphatically does not.

[Matt Green @mattgreencomedy]

Chaos in Parliament!

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

@leastalive @Udders38 @robjeffecology @GoodwinMJ @paulhutcheon @PeoplePolling Current poll results indicate they've already climbed it.

Or, more accurately, the Conservatives had a mountain but proceeded to level it with explosives. That's a much better metaphor for the chaos and destruction they've brought.

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

@wilfsboon @ShepherdWales @GoodwinMJ @PeoplePolling And they tend to do better when turnout is higher, Cons always preferred low turnout because the pensioners who vote more reliably leaned conservative

[James Graham @mrJamesGraham]

A Prime Minister may fall today. Soak up the history, guys. Days like today only come around every couple of months

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

@PetPlanetcouk And very good reasons in favour of accepting longer ones. So much so that 15 is actually a reasonable -minimum- password length.

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

Hey @PetPlanetcouk would you care to explain why a password longer than 15 characters is not acceptable?

Hint: there is no good reason not to accept longer passwords.

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

The British people want stability and you are clearly UTTERLY incapable of delivering it.

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

The British people rightly want stability, which is why we are addressing the serious challenges we face in worsening economic conditions.

We have taken action to chart a new course for growth that supports and delivers for people across the United Kingdom.

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

@shazzabomb42 @MartinSLewis Ok perhaps "explicitly" was unfair

We'll settle for "openly".

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

@shazzabomb42 @MartinSLewis Ah yes, cast off the cloak of the implicitly racist party and throw your lot in with the explicitly racist ones

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

There are enough complaints about when companies do things wrong, let's make sure they get some cheers when they do things right. Thanks @ProcterGamble for switching off plastic and making your boxes recyclable

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

@HakonNordhagen @MaxCRoser @_HannahRitchie It could also exaggerate the overall decline because the studies tend to focus on the most severely impacted species.

I think the real danger of these numbers is that they encourage distrust when people find out how misleading they are, resulting in less urgency over the issue.

[Obvious Pseudonym @fencerjoe]

A quality satire can often be identified by the number of people believing that it's straight fact.

This one is top quality.