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Gal Fieri

[alex @fenchurchly]

5’3” in the way Steph is 6’3”.

[Jayde ₊˚⊹ ᰔ @ParasocialMommy]

Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first

[GL @gldivittorio]

For anyone feeling NYC fomo—if it's any conciliation, what this city experienced last night is just a preview of what will go down across the country when it finally happens

[alex @fenchurchly]

@Krush59 Well, no.

[alex @fenchurchly]

oh

[love drops @lovedropx]

I’m a firm believer in kissing places that are usually left untouched during sex. Kissing your hips and ribs. Your spine and wrist. I want to indulge in every part of you.

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

do you know how great it is to be a joyful girl? to know the world owes you nothing? we owe each other the world

[alex @fenchurchly]

@carburehater @mx_avi Yes, that is the point.

[alex @fenchurchly]

Furious about how awful the Apple Podcast app is. Why wouldn’t you roll into the next, newest episode instead of the previous, older one? Yay billions of dolllars in valuation yayyyyy

[alex @fenchurchly]

Amazing how many rich people just proudly shout “haha I’m dumb”.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.

[alex @fenchurchly]

@ChuKribi @BrickCenter_ what the fuck are you talking about

[alex @fenchurchly]

@himbopresident Now how do I get him on the Avalanche

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

If climate change isn’t real, then how do you explain the emergence of four of the last seven Stanley Cup winners?

[alex @fenchurchly]

@Krush59 Good boy.

[alex @fenchurchly]

Also when the Avs won in 2022 they dented the shit out of it within about 5 seconds of getting it.

[alex @fenchurchly]

My favorite thing about the Stanley Cup is that each player gets to hang out with it for a little while, like a Flat Stanley, but goblet shaped.

[alex @fenchurchly]

@TheGigconomist Yesssssss

[alex @fenchurchly]

Canes!!! Fuck Vegas and their rapist goalie.

[alex @fenchurchly]

@Krush59 🥵

[alex @fenchurchly]

@Krush59

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years