Nicholas Peterson

Now @[email protected] where they both have and enforce a no goddamn Nazis rule, but also here because I’m a coward and a liar. Depression, movies, games.

[Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey]

Important tweet because it is moderately funny but more importantly it shows that I am smart and kind of insufferable about it

[Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey]

@JamesUrbaniak You never read about Dadaists enlisting to serve their country, it’s always “country Dadaists serve to their enlisting”

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Wait did he seriously say "American Reich?" Those exact words?

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I am reposting my open call for anyone with heisting experience to break into several of Jeff Bezos’s houses and steal as much as we can carry. Currently interviewing for all positions.

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I guess the viability isn’t *that* limited since the post was immediately liked by a bot

[Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey]

Show me where I promoted violence, threatened, or harassed anyone.
Someone who is a free speech absolutist please help me. My marketplace of ideas is dying.

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Shockingly my appeal didn’t go through.
Look, I have nothing against cis people. Some of my best friends are cis people. No one should be discriminated against for being cisgender. This isn’t irony or code, that would seriously be fucked up.

[Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey]

Weeoo weeoo gender police
If a cis person runs for state senate no one cares. No one. But when it’s a trans person it’s a public emergency?
I definitely don’t know any of my state senators or the last thing they did, and neither do you.
Let trans people exist.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Meet Vivian Smotherman. He’s a man pretending to be a woman who’s running for State Senate in Colorado.

He blamed Nex Benedict’s su*cide on “Christian extremism”, is pro genitaI m*tiIat*on, and claims trans people are being kiIIed.

In Peru he would be considered mentally ill. Here he’s affirmed and celebrated and now wants to represent you in Government.

[Ali A Olomi @aaolomi]

congress has taken more forceful action against tiktok than they have an ongoing genocide, the housing crisis, student loans, saving women’s right to choose, or climate change

[Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey]

@MaxKennerly If we let the free market decide on safety measures, isn't that the same as saying "a bunch of poor people will die but the stock prices should weather it?"

[Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey]

@CaseyExplosion So good

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

if i were a democrat i would simply point out that republicans are intentionally creating chaos as a political stunt, but maybe complete and total capitulation and letting them embarrass you will work instead

[Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey]

I can’t believe it’s already 2024 and I’m still writing “but doctor, I am Pagliacci” on my checks

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I'm going to release so many drawings of Mickey Mouse fucking at 12:01

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Just want to say, I’m fine if people gloat when I die (on account of I’ll be dead). If I cut someone off in traffic and it makes them feel better to say I was a shitheel who am I to deny that. So if I somehow kick off a multidecade multinational war you’d better let me have it.

[Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey]

Why did they stop selling snack size McFlurries is it an attack on me personally

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@justinbaragona Someone should create a bot that reposts every transphobic, antisemitic, or Qanon-adjacent brainfart this hellscape produces and save Elon the trouble

[Erin Overbey @erinoverbey]

totally agree, hillary

[Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey]

@Stonekettle It will never not be funny that libertarians loudly proclaim “anyone who doesn’t debate me is clearly wrong” and then “look at how many people refuse to talk to me, this just reinforces how right I am.”

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@GailSimone I think I see the confusion. “Microwaving the tea” is slang for a sex act in some parts of Europe, but it’s not popular in the U.K. It is, of course, extremely common for Brits to place tea in a microwave and heat it for the purposes of making it more drinkable.

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I don’t know if “ceasefire” means the same as “stop killing civilians because you’re mad at terrorists” but if it does then yes I’m for one