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Parody.

[Cal ⨯ @fendcr]

༝ Caleb James Smith ༝

ˇSoftest boy. Star Wars
enthusiast. Cow lover.
Dad jokes. Descriptive.
MDNI. 21+. Inquire for
more.ˇ

[Cal ⨯ @fendcr]

Why did the cow become an astronaut?
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To see the moooon🐄

[Cal ⨯ @fendcr]

Dexter & The Moonrocks >>>>

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@FAlRYWlNGS

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Btw, this new update is trash & it makes me want to go into hiding. Like wtf is with the DM’s.

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@RCMANTICISING :/

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@RCMANTICISING You can’t bully me, and then make me soft. :( I love YOU so bad.

[Cal ⨯ @fendcr]

@RCMANTICISING 6 years — 8 years. MANY YEARS OF BEING BULLIED >:( Still my forever platonic soulmate, even though you slander me.

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Me: Caleb slander will not be tolerated >:(
Evander: We’ve been besties for 6 years get over it.

>:((((

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@FAlRYWlNGS After all these years, you know that you do not need to be asked.

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I’ve started rewatching Game of Thrones again, and I forgot about the chopped off heads.

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@FAlRYWlNGS My favorite little pumpkin seed. 🥺

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@FAlRYWlNGS Have you ever needed an invite??

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@FAlRYWlNGS You NEED to watch it!

[Cal ⨯ @fendcr]

@redboyband Right! I’m seeing stuff that I missed the first 2 times I rewatched!

[cybercore @cybercxre]

POV: you’re watching Disney Channel in 2007 and this banger comes on

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@FAlRYWlNGS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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Never trust anyone who says they don’t like cows, or Sleep Token.

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Guess who’s back?

[Cal ⨯ @fendcr]

@Witchbitqh I’ve been summoned.

[Cal ⨯ @fendcr]

@Witchbitqh

[Cal ⨯ @fendcr]

Choke me, actually.

[Alaska @Witchbitqh]

She would have made such a lovely bride, too bad she’s fucked in the head. 💎