fentanyl czar

[Sigma @SigmaOnSol69]

You are not a smart person

[a;sdkfjasdlfj;d @asdkfjasdlfjd]

Young men in their 30s don't hear this enough, but there'll be plenty of time later for a career and family. It's ok to be unemployed and playing video games all the time drinking beer. You're still just a kid

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

Women are literally addicted to leaving half empty drinks around. Whenever they do that it’s like a shot of heroin to them

[Meme Cannons @MemeCannons14]

The guy who invented cheese is a hero 🧀

[tasman @lildorothy_]

emailing my landlord a picture of what i think our baby would look like

[chase @cfree94]

rewatching toy story 4 and am i losing my mind or do the ventriloquist dolls kinda look like…

[@shartgroblin @shartgroblin]

british porn is so trash bro fuck you mean you take out my willy and wank it till i spunk

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Smoking with a white girl rn she saying thank you every time I pass the blunt

[IntellectualDorkWeb @Intel_Dork]

It's actually pronounced "jaslight", and you've been saying it wrong this whole time.

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

My son during his 4th Cars rewatch this week

[Second City Bureaucrat @CityBureaucrat]

That's right, Rainn. We're making the anti-woke Office.

[🍄 shroom socialist @shroomsocialist]

Cum Town - Jerry Seinfeld UNLEASHED

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Julio Maiz @maiz_julio]

NGC2359 Thor'r Helmet Nebula in Canis Major constellation (wikipedia)

[BaldBoyDevinTTV @tom_on_here]

Yea, if I was trying to get my rat sucked!