big texas butters

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

The moment we all been waiting for

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The only way out really is through

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

Walking out of the nail salon and realizing you absolutely hate the color you picked out yourself :D

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

Recession indicator

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Police are warning parents about a viral “Benadryl Challenge” where large amounts of the medication are taken to induce hallucinations.

A 15-year-old girl has already passed away after participating.

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

This is how adult tv time feels when your baby is sleeping

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

I too would develop an addiction to crack and bad bitches if this happened to me

[katsu @katsuxbt]

Hunter Biden says his mom postponed their family trip by one day to buy a Christmas tree. The next day, they were in the crash that killed her and his baby sister

“He wins, and he goes to DC for the day to interview potential staffers. And my mom was supposed to go down because they just bought a house, with us”

“And she decided to delay it a day because she wanted to buy a Christmas tree. It was December 18th, because we were celebrating Christmas in Delaware”

“She was pulling out from an intersection, a stop sign, there’s a big hill and a tractor-trailer slammed into the side. It was me, my brother, and our dog… and my sister and my mother”

“Bo and I barely survived. We were trapped in the car. But my sister and my mom were killed pretty instantly”

“I was almost three. Bo was almost four”

[27. @dimvji]

everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

Nothing like a person who is born and raised in PA forcing a southern drawl

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

@nbpuppygrl Love these but they give me migraines :///

[CONTRACTUALLY BLONDE EP OUT NOW @reverendmoney]

would give anything to feel like mimi rose howard

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

Realized just now that dude wipes were probably invented to get men excited to wipe their ass

Imagine never wiping your ass and one day you decide to try it because you want a tingly butthole

[wokeism @nonagesimus99]

feel the tingle

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

@thebeldamm Idk how they can expect her to be woke with no wifi, no cell phone, never left the island in her life, dealing with the horrors of the fog

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

picking my sons clothes out for daycare tomorrow like damn I was always meant to be a baby stylist huh

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

Seeing that two movies I rented last week are about to go on HBO max next week

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

@Tedoffthegrid all I could think is what the fuck do you mean she assumed she was an outside cat?? As if someone with an outside cat would go out of their way to hire a pet sitter. The pet sitter is either evil as hell or the biggest moron ever

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

It was perfectly set up to end there but yeah let’s drag it out for a second season

[Apple TV @AppleTV]

Thanks for being a fan.

#MargosGotMoneyTroubles has been renewed for Season 2.

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

This has always been legal in my heart

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: TSA now allows passengers to fly with medical marijuana in both carry-on & checked bags.

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

Becoming a deadbeat seems like the next natural phase of his life

[Mars @Marsspace17_]

Well Pete Davidson a deadbeat confirmed…

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

Yeah he’s gonna die

[HBO Max @hbomax]

Now he's mad. Here's a sneak peek of #Euphoria streaming Sunday at 9pm.

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

Oh I’m sure he does

[big texas butters @yagirlG]

Every Sunday between 7-9pm I get a phishing scam test in my work email that’s like “wow can you believe your grandma said this about you? Click the link to find out fuckwad!!!”