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#ME + #JIANGCHENG: moronsexual | chengxian 🐰🐱 | admin of @cxsongrecs

[andi 🐥 (ia!) @fenxgin]

— welcome! ☺️⭐️
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— warning: tweets & likes sometimes nsfw!

masterlist of threads below! ☺️⭐️

[andi 🐥 (ia!) @fenxgin]

@Firebrd86 he raised those baby files himself 🤧

[apples | work hell @suddenlyapples]

more 💤

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https://t.co/fRnvR1tH8D

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jiang cheng: this is my baby.

jin ling: jiujiu! don’t call me that, that’s embarrassing 🙄 (🥺)

jiang cheng, a workaholic actually: [cradling his documents]

jin ling:

jiang cheng: … I can explain.

disciples: he can’t.

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— THREAD OF 💯 TWEETS ⭐️

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https://t.co/MPBlW2gEpF

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wei wuxian: a-cheng… you didn’t greet me today… 🥺

jiang cheng: why? it’s just like any other day.

wei wuxian: 💔

jiang cheng: every day is valentine’s day when you’re in love.

wei wuxian:

wei wuxian: A-CHENG 🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺

[andi 🐥 (ia!) @fenxgin]

jiang cheng: this is my baby.

jin ling: jiujiu! don’t call me that, that’s embarrassing 🙄 (🥺)

jiang cheng, a workaholic actually: [cradling his documents]

jin ling:

jiang cheng: … I can explain.

disciples: he can’t.

[andi 🐥 (ia!) @fenxgin]

jiang cheng

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#nsfw

disciple: go for it, da-shixiong! just be yourself!

wwx: OK! (ง'̀-'́)ง

wwx: happy valentine’s day, a-cheng ☺️ will you let me replace the stick up your ass with my—

disciple: [SCREAMS]

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wei wuxian: a-cheng… you didn’t greet me today… 🥺

jiang cheng: why? it’s just like any other day.

wei wuxian: 💔

jiang cheng: every day is valentine’s day when you’re in love.

wei wuxian:

wei wuxian: A-CHENG 🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺❤️🥺

[andi 🐥 (ia!) @fenxgin]

@rurtler n-noooo 😭💔💔💔

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my toxic trait is believing I’d be the main character in a shounen anime when I refuse to play jenga in real life because of the anxiousness

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the main character in the flashback literally said, "hey I'm gonna raise my death flag. here's the stuff I'm leaving behind" what kind of fourth wall breaking is this I'm laughing

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me: oh boy episode four time to learn some more about extreme baseball!

the anime: the main character died just now

me:

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me, speaking with the client: yeah so I think there’d be some wiggle room there

me: [consciously represses urge to wiggle in place]

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@wanyinsmiles I get too sad whenever I think about this episode 😭😭😭

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@forgetfortaleza jc, whipping out the fine print: u fool shixiong 😤 the engagement contract is binding 😤

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jc, overly serious 8-year-old: what will be the terms of our engagement?

wwx: a-cheng already decided he will marry me?! 😄

jc: no? I meant how we will interact with each other?

wwx: oh… 🥺

jc: …a-ask me again later. when we are bigger.

wwx: 😮! …OK, a-cheng! ☺️

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@GalPalsButGayer jc, peeling a mandarin and sharing with wwx: you’re so shameless! letting me do this kind of thing for you!

wwx, reaching for the mandarin: shidi I can peel my own mandarins you know?

jc, yanking the mandarin out of reach: NO BACK OFF I’M PEELING THIS FOR YOU

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jiang cheng spoiling and doting on wei wuxian CONFIRMED 😳😳😳😳😳😳

but also

what jiang cheng says: how can you compare to her?

what jiang cheng means: who can compare to you?

[ChengXian Quote Bot @CXquotebot]

Wei WuXian, “What’s wrong with servants? I’m also the son of a servant, aren’t I?”

Jiang Cheng, “How can you compare to her? Whose servant is like you, having your master peel lotus seeds for you and boil you soup. I didn’t even get to have some!”

[andi 🐥 (ia!) @fenxgin]

new hades game pin feat. one of my favorite infernal arms 🥰🥰🥰