@elonmusk You're on "Jeopardy!" With Gates and Besos killing them in every category including "Bill Gates" and "Jeff Bezos" to the point where your answering the questions before they're asked.
@elonmusk You're being interviewed on cable news and the news host is grilling you with the worst misinformation and you're ninja level schooling them. You then return to the green room where you peel off your human costume to reveal you're an alien.
@elonmusk You're in the board room explaining your civilization saving ideas to your team while in the background on a tv wall the news slams you and a twitter feed of hate toward you scrolls.
@elonmusk How about an ELON ETF like fund we can invest in that's made up of Tesla, Space X, Starlink, The Boring Co., Neuralink, Open AI, etc.?
Maybe an ELON coin? People want to invest in your vision of the future.
@Inc If employees are losing sleep because a company wide email sent by @elonmusk at 1:20am woke them up, then they need to learn how to work their phones. More tips found in my book "Where to find a mediocre job while watching the world implode". Stop slamming Musk already.
@elonmusk Considering your concerns for the inevitable advancements of AI, does @Tesla include a remotely controllable hardware cutoff in their cars? A remote switch to cutoff the battery so we don't end up with that scene in "The Fate of the Furious"?
@billburr "Bill Burr talking to Morning Show Hosts" should be it's own series. It writes itself. Where else can you segway from prostitues to Blueberry Pancake day?