ITGIRL.⭐️

Ask Young Money.
#FREECONGO.🇨🇩

[ITGIRL.⭐️ @Feraaanmii]

yes please.🥺

[wwan @wordsweallneed]

in the end i just want people to be able to say “i saw Jesus in you. i could hear his voice in the words you spoke. i could see him in the way you lived your life.” that’s what i’m striving for.

[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

Me when I see someone sleeping

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

*work ends at 5pm*

me at 10:35am:

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

that damn premenstrual phase where you have gorgeous breasts and a disturbed mind

[eva @dollsnings]

ughh

[Joy @JoyyUnSpeakable]

Once I realize the tweet is stolen … I take my engagement back

[Alexis @Alexisrec_]

estaba en la fila de calentar alimentos y me di cuenta que dejé el almuerzo en mi casa

[• @thyrellx]

Uploading a clean PDF of your resume to an application portal, only for the software to immediately demand you manually re-type your entire ten-year employment history into fifteen individual text boxes.

[roro 🍉 @shadesofro]

Skipped uni to have a study day. It’s almost 1pm and I’m still in bed

[• @thyrellx]

Automated customer service chatbots aren't designed to resolve complaints; they are designed to add enough friction that a customer gives up before reaching a paid human representative.

[KOMA💙 @Waitingonwick]

Niggas think I’m bullshittin

[🌹 @sweetyongf]

y’all not real if this happens to you bc you supposed to be calculating and analyzing after each bite and adjusting accordingly.

[j꩜urnofarc @journbotany]

lady next to me closed her book and took out her phone bc i was reading w her.....now what we watching bc im in that phone too idgaf😭😭😭

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

POV: Me wearing the same shi to work because who tf is y'all?

[☥ @rosiesrib]

i ordered my halloween costume 2 sizes smaller so i have no choice but to lock in

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

You cannot disrespect me and then put limitations on how I disrespect you back.

[♡ ℝ𝕚𝕔𝕙 ℍ𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕖 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕟. @ChantzAfia]

“Abeg this bombaclart finna be lit bruv”

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

I’d take Mondays off every week for the whole year

[el ❦ @walkingcorpse00]

which part of "i need to lose weight" do i not understand

[LANi✨ @lanithegod]

sometimes I don’t want an apology. I want u to go thru the exact situation u put me in so I can see if u think that shit was okay

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

This is the country you people want everyone to own guns 😂😂