eugenie

staff writer at internet

[eugenie @feralcreature]

I’m not like other girls. I’m much worse.

[eugenie @feralcreature]

I just came back from Mexico and I did not have one single taco.

[eugenie @feralcreature]

Going around: WHEEEE
Coming around: Aw fuck

[eugenie @feralcreature]

Every room’s a rage room when I show up

[eugenie @feralcreature]

When I die I want my body donated to an “Is It Cake?” episode

[eugenie @feralcreature]

Ur honor are u mad at me? 🥺🥺🥺

[eugenie @feralcreature]

No babe I love your hauntingly negative outlook and your ghoulish disorders

[eugenie @feralcreature]

Checking “Remember Me” on websites being acutely aware it’s the only time I’m brave enough to ask someone to 🥺🥺🥺

[eugenie @feralcreature]

For Halloween imma be his worst nightmare

[eugenie @feralcreature]

IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST that’s completely fine and understandable because I can’t either

[eugenie @feralcreature]

https://t.co/U4aKVictbC

[eugenie @feralcreature]

You don’t get to be this funny without growing up with trauma that’s considered severe human rights violations in most of the world 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

[eugenie @feralcreature]

Leaders of the cult I grew up in got arrested for s*x trafficking, tax evasion, mail fraud, and money laundering during an FBI raid at their property today.

[eugenie @feralcreature]

It’s like you don’t even respect how much effort it takes to be this beautiful and mentally ill

[eugenie @feralcreature]

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, shame on me. I have ADHD and forget everything

[eugenie @feralcreature]

Manslaughter is a crime because men are not funny

[eugenie @feralcreature]

I can’t believe you’d treat me like this, I have been nothing but a menace to you

[eugenie @feralcreature]

Gay the pray away

[eugenie @feralcreature]

I reject classism until it’s time for me to feel like God’s favorite when I’m walking through Global Entry

[eugenie @feralcreature]

Life is hard for a teenage girl in her thirties

[eugenie @feralcreature]

Your future wife is in bed being gorgeous and dying of allergies (me)