earl

boyfriend my shovel

[earl @feralhog5000]

the cop starts driving 😭

[TxDPS - South Texas Region @TxDPSSouth]

🛑 Watch what our troopers observed—a driver failing to stop for a school bus.

You make the choice—not our troopers. Choose to violate the law, and you will be held accountable.

Pay attention. Stop for school buses. Protect our kids.

@TxDPS #SchoolBusSafetyWeek

[earl @feralhog5000]

@sneako that's literally you though

[earl @feralhog5000]

@jasondweinman @james_roe @Pax_American the only time they do shit like this in the UK is when a brown family moves into the neighborhood

[earl @feralhog5000]

sex drive (2008)

[New York Post @nypost]

Bricklayer, 49, travels 1,200 miles for dream girl - only to discover she's AI-generated https://t.co/3GfstM3zuV

[earl @feralhog5000]

@MarilynOfDeath for $150 lol

[earl @feralhog5000]

not true i see bags right there

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

They took out the iconic Hermès Store in Marseilles 😳

[earl @feralhog5000]

no you won't. bookmark it.

[emini tic @TicTocTick]

5 years from now , you will receive $3050 checks every week from below parties —

$500 check from NVDA
$1000 from OpenAI
$800 from Claude
$150 from micron
$600 from government

That’s well over $12000 a month.

Work will be optional.

[earl @feralhog5000]

@iamsaurabhdalvi @vzzeo couldn't have said it any better myself. bravo.

[earl @feralhog5000]

@_Credible_Hulk @harmless_user it's way more than lemon juice and water are you stupid? log off bro

[earl @feralhog5000]

@_Credible_Hulk all of those drinks have cancer-causing preservatives in them lol

[earl @feralhog5000]

@AbellDusten you live in close proximity to other people, providing job opportunities, social links, local infrastructure/utilities, etc. you think that should be free to you? you think you should be able to reap the benefits of civilization for free?

[Maynard Dubuisson’s Top Guy @DARVOFACTORY]

Id rather kill myself than look or act or be like this guy and i think tech people dont understand that

[earl @feralhog5000]

@BrentAWilliams2 15% mortgage rate on a $20,000 home is literally nothing.

[earl @feralhog5000]

about to distill the spirit of charlie kirk

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court agrees to review Reconstruction-era ban on distilling spirits in private homes.

[earl @feralhog5000]

i was at the theo von netflix recording, he showed us all human remains

[earl @feralhog5000]

viking goyslop queens and kings

[earl @feralhog5000]

@Andrew669631 @byoanarchy america would have collapsed a dozen times by now if the taxpayers didn't bail out the economy. the only thing that kept america itself from becoming a third-world shithole is FDR's New Deal. the most socialist president we've ever had was so popular they had to change the rules

[SNEAKO @sneako]

Niggas in Paris are exploding the Eiffel Tower because baguettes cost too many euros but in America we do the cha cha slide for the Epstein files make it make sense

[earl @feralhog5000]

they really said "yeah we white keep scrolling"

[Complex @Complex]

Taylor Swift at Arrowhead Stadium to support husband, Travis Kelce as the Kansas City Chiefs faced the Los Angeles Chargers. She watched from a suite alongside Caitlin Clark.

(📸: Getty)

[earl @feralhog5000]

@viyancefavour @OfCulture3 @bohumilo the demand that is there now, as there are millions currently living with cancer, would never be there again.