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[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

@LaNativePatriot Conservative commune would be badass check here in Idaho man

[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

@SenMarkKelly Shut your traitor mouth you should be tried and jailed

[Military Arms @MAC_Arms]

Check this out, a @Flock_Safety system captured this lady driving with her phone on her lap (face down) and the state mailed her a $1251 ticket... because "public safety"! #deflockme

[Karen Hamilton @KarenHamiltonVA]

“A Texan, A Floridian, and a Virginian all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
The Texan asks to call Dallas and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so the Texan writes him a check.
Next the Floridian calls Miami and talks for 30 minutes. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes him a check.
Finally the Virginian gets his turn he calls Richmond and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When the Texan hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why the Virginian got to call Richmond so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies, "Since Spanberger became the governor of Virginia, the state has gone to hell, so it's a local call”

🤣🤣🤣

-Source unknown. Tag them if you know them!

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Customer: "Oat milk, please. Trying to lower my footprint."

Barista: "Course. Happy with the rapeseed oil in it?"

Customer: "Rapeseed oil? In milk?"

Barista: "It's not milk. It's oats, water, and a good glug of seed oil for the creaminess."

Customer: "I avoid seed oils."

Barista: "You're about to wear a moustache of one."

Customer: "...Almond, then?"

Barista: "Lovely. How do you feel about draining California?"

Customer: "The soy?"

Barista: "Comes with a complimentary top-up of oestrogen. On the house."

Customer: "...Coconut?"

Barista: "Flown across an ocean, and more saturated fat than lard."

Customer: "What's the little carton at the back?"

Barista: "That one's just milk. Cow, field, grass, done. No factory, no solvent, no asterisk."

Customer: "And the footprint on that?"

Barista: "She made it out of rain. Yours is the taxi you took here to ask."

[Larry Correia @monsterhunter45]

I'm telling you guys. Platner is holding out for a "book deal" with a seven figure advance.

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

“We don’t have 60 votes” is a lame excuse for not passing a bill.

Especially one that’s popular with an overwhelming supermajority of voters—across party lines.

My friend @jameswallner explains why in this excellent thread.

[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

@GrandpaJoeSux Which lake is that?

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

I really hope they didn't separate them

[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

@AntiLeftMemes Who is she?

[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

@linadreaamy 5Kg

[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

Yes

[ApexSeeker @ApexSeeker_]

🇯🇵 I’m Japanese.

Question for Americans.

Even without anime…

Would you still want to visit Japan? 🇯🇵

👍 Yes

👎 No

Be honest.

[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

I am in how about you?

[Alex Svanevik 🐧 @ASvanevik]

Now that the US is knocked out, I am formally extending an invitation to the American people to support Norway.

Why?

1: The Vikings discovered America before Columbus.

2: There are more ethnic Norwegians in the US than in Norway.

3: Next weekend we can pillage the English peasants together.

4:

[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

@AntiWokeMemes Government assistance program

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

Freed slaves?

Yes.

Children of illegal aliens?

No.

SCOTUS got this wrong.

[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

@ewarren Wait so making it so you steal less from someone is checks notes "Theft" interesting stupid but interesting

[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

@CultLaser @harveyspistols @WarPath2pt0 That got you a follow good sir

[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

Need this

[Harvey's Pistol & Pawn @harveyspistols]

That ol' Rascal. He really got himself into something deep this time. A lofty motivating thing for sure, and that'd be the Word of God. That goodly critter spent a some time with @WarPath2pt0 and his Iron Counsel and they've been in Matthew and Luke meditatin' on lost sheep. That got Rascal thinking there might be a shepherd out there in need of a new piece to keep back the wolves and he has made his decision.

This week for HARVEY'S FAMOUS WEEKLY GIVEAWAY Rascal has a @Ruger_Firearms RXM 9mm with @AimpointUSA COA! We also want to thank @SummRidge who is, as always, helping us spread the good news here at Harvey's!

TO ENTER: FOLLOW US & @SummRidge , REPOST or QUOTE POST this post, and REPLY TO THIS POST. Any reply works but I would love to here a few words of what The Lord has done in your life! Prayers, Praise, Prayer Request, and even dissent is welcome too.

Love y'all and lets get after it!

Good Luck
Godspeed
Keep Going.

[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

@harveyspistols @WarPath2pt0 Need,want, need

[paul bolander @feralmonkey4]

Share this far and wide

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

UK police really don’t want you to share this video of their officer arresting an assault victim, while letting his attackers go free