sarah

lol

[billie @heybillierae]

they should invent laundry that doesn’t end up in piles on my floor

[Honey @benegotherit]

Husband and I were playing scrabble in a bar, upstate NY. Man looking over and starting conversation so we invite him to join. I played the word ‘MEAT’. He asks, “are bad words ok?”. We laugh, say yes. So he adds some letters to meat. Guys. I swear to god his word was ‘MEATCUNT’

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Always bring enough water on a hike to replenish the hydration you lose through sweating or crying.

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

Sing Goddess, of the wrath of A Chiles

[Satisfactory @SatisfactoryAF]

We recognize that many of our players play other video games. However, we will no longer allow Satisfactory players to play any other video games such as Minecraft, Goat Simulator, God of War, Runescape, Final Fantasy.

Stray is okay though. Cute cat. Also the mouse game is okay.

[sarah @ferdd_x]

@Mapelseerup This tweet is Too Loud

[sarah @ferdd_x]

@nuclearhops @paigey_keen I felt this on a spiritual level

[allegra frank @LegsFrank]

me listening to chris pratt's voice come out of mario's mouth

[sarah @ferdd_x]

@nuclearhops I prefer the term ‘butt ass naked’ actually

[Reductress @Reductress]

Cute! Queen Elizabeth's Corgis Prepare to Be Buried Alive With Her: https://t.co/bXcRgMl85o

[sarah @ferdd_x]

@Mapelseerup “Insignificant” how dare you

[sarah @ferdd_x]

@taylor_losey Of course 💜 I’m sure you’ll make some great friends pretty quick! If you ever want to talk/vent about moving and getting over homesickness just text me, I’ve done it twice now so I might be able to offer you some advice or comfort ☺️

[sarah @ferdd_x]

@taylor_losey Join clubs or sports, that’s how I made new friends pretty fast when I went to college.. same with when I moved up to ak! Finding people with similar interests makes it easier to get to know them

[sarah @ferdd_x]

@MapleSyrupOW That’s how it is in every major city

[sarah @ferdd_x]

@MapleSyrupOW Absolutely not

[sarah @ferdd_x]

@MapleSyrupOW This is somehow worse than the original tweet