If you plan on going to the @IndyStateFair today, DON’T!! Traffic is horrendous, spent over an hour trying to get in 3 different entrances and traffic is backed up everywhere near there!!!
Busy #July4th weekend on #LakeMonroe. I’m patrolling with @INdnrnews conservation officer Lt. Angie Goldman for Operation Dry Water enhanced enforcement of boating under the influence law. 5:30 pm @WTHRcom
Me: *accidentally opens a new box of cereal when my wife knows there's an old box of that same cereal already open*
8-year-old: What do we do now?
Me: Hide.