chloe weeks

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

@macylauren6

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

If y’all hear of me in the hospital from selling my kidney on the black market..... just know @ShaniaTwain was worth it. #letsgogirls

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

Can I taste or smell? No.

Did that stop me from eating chocolate cake for lunch? Also, no.

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

MS STATE: *scores*

Kj: “WOOOOO THE FAT LADY AINT SANG YET BUT BY GOD SHES CLEARING HER THROAT”

Me: “who did I marry”

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

this is the last day of mine and kjs honeymoon and we are in the bed at the hotel watching law & order waiting for door dash to bring us food. I knew I made a good choice marrying this girl.

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

I think KJ and I set a record for fasted wedding ceremony in history. 3 1/2 minutes 😅

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

#NewProfilePic

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

Also, social distancing. Literally the best thing to ever happen to me. If y’all know me, you know why.

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

Y’all ain’t gone hear me out here complaining about these masks. I can go in ANY LOCAL STORE and not have a single person recognize me. No chit chat/ small talk. Nothing. Silence 🤗😌

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

@catannemcgee Doing the damn thing, huh?!?!? 🤩 congrats

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

@catannemcgee Aww yay!!! So happy for you 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

@catannemcgee If they ask a question you don’t know the answer to just freeze. Be very still. Pretend like you lost internet connection.

[b. @_BethanyCarter_]

i’m just saying if i died tomorrow and i heard anyone telling my gf that i would want her to move on i would flip my casket and slap the shit out of them

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

@JeffreeStar $chloeferg1014
#JeffreeStarApproved

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

Y’all be nice to your retail workers. Not just in this time, BUT ALL THE TIME. I just watched a Karen bless out a dg cashier for not allowing her to buy an ungodly amount of cleaning supplies. There’s a limit for a reason.

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

@HastenMckissick Shop & save in Tupelo had plenty yesterday

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

Bother me to book our honeymoon at 1/2 price while y’all losing your effing minds about the corona virus

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

We purchased an automatic air freshener this weekend, and every time it goes off (every 18 minutes) my dogs lose their absolute shit. Like they have no idea where it’s coming from.

[chloe weeks @fergalicious_63]

@ohhihaley @makhathcock I second this! So glad I ran into you today, you look awesome and happy 🤩