tummy ache survivor 🏳️

“psychotic gold-digging, c*nt, and a dr*g addict” || marriage-minded 💍

[tummy ache survivor 🏳️ @fergmiststan]

All my besties being long-distance means we update each other every 10 mins over text

[badass cutie tweeting bangers etc etc @lilcosmicowgirl]

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made egg toast" "spilled coffee all over my desk :(" "lady on the metro has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" and its like wow. i love you more than words can express

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Shakira uses Rihanna’s ‘B*tch Better Have My Money’ as the audio for her new Instagram post after she was acquitted of tax fraud in Spain, which will reimburse her over €55 million.

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

They need to expand Make A Wish for people who have eczema

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[ravn @mfnravn]

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

[Magdalene J. Taylor @magdajtaylor]

walking around outside is like scrolling with your body

[tummy ache survivor 🏳️ @fergmiststan]

Pregnancy

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

Doctors/medical practitioners, what is the scariest disease you know of?

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[Sir Howard II @YesMrHoward]

Destiny’s Child

[tummy ache survivor 🏳️ @fergmiststan]

@DrAyubaD Anterolisthesis of L4 on L5. Degenerative changes noted

[erin @ratsnotagain]

da congress

[tummy ache survivor 🏳️ @fergmiststan]

@drkeithsiau You should ask my classmates since they’ve been doing it this whole time

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

that was a teachable moment but i have a learning disability

[tummy ache survivor 🏳️ @fergmiststan]

Hopefully not common but a team member said we needed to d/c analgesics due to concern for opioid addiction in stage IV cancer patient with uncontrolled cancer-related pain (pt was on low dose fent patch only)

[Keith Siau @drkeithsiau]

What do you commonly see in clinical practice that leads to this reaction?

[tummy ache survivor 🏳️ @fergmiststan]

@IhabFathiSulima Scurvy, hereditary collagen defect, acquired platelet dysfunction (NSAIDs, aspirin, uremia, alcohol), less likely small vessel vasculitis. If scurvy ruled out, consult rheum and heme

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[tummy ache survivor 🏳️ @fergmiststan]

@DocPriyamMD Check for syphilis 😭