Fernando Godino

[Fernando Godino @fergodino]

@informaticaupm @ricardoimbert Enhorabuena @ricardoimbert !! Muy merecido

[Fernando Godino @fergodino]

@EglgAb @todoesmentiratv Son un montaje.

https://t.co/nSxTHrvfTM

[Fernando Godino @fergodino]

@arabakcadab @navedelmisterio Escríbeme, yo te ayudo con Node y deployments

[Fernando Godino @fergodino]

@JFKairport @CBPNewYorkCity It's terminal 8.

[Fernando Godino @fergodino]

@JFKairport you have 3 of 20 booths working in passport control. The waiting time is at least 90 minutes. You gotta be kidding me.

[Convivencia Civica Catalana @CCivicaCatalana]

Vicente Vallés saca los colores a 12 políticos del PSOE.

#NoALaAmnistia

[Jesús Álvarez @jesusalvarezg]

Demoledor esto de Vicente Vallés.

[Raúl Gallart (GIRAUTERS) 📲 @RaulGallart80]

Dos días antes de las elecciones.
Sánchez es un miserable psicópata.

[Hugo Manchón @hugomanchon]

El vídeo demoledor que Sánchez no quiere que veas.

“Aquellos que decían que iba a pactar con los independentistas con tal de ser presidente, ahora callan”.

[Fernando Godino @fergodino]

@andreurobs @santiDjodra @desatrankao @comuflauta @sergio_sga Pues revisa tus posts de este mismo hilo. Cierra al salir, que eres un cansino.

[Fernando Godino @fergodino]

@andreurobs @santiDjodra @desatrankao @comuflauta @sergio_sga Vale tío, TÚ ganas ;)

[Fernando Godino @fergodino]

@comuflauta Parece que en España solo es legítimo que se manifiesten algunos. Ahora piden hasta experiencia 🤷‍♂️

[Santiago @svpino]

Scrum is a cancer.

I've been writing software for 25 years, and nothing renders a software team useless like Scrum does.

Some anecdotes:

1. They tried to convince me that Poker is a planning tool, not a game.

2. If you want to be more efficient, you must add process, not remove it. They had us attending the "ceremonies," a fancy name for a buttload of meetings: stand-ups, groomings, planning, retrospectives, and Scrum of Scrums. We spent more time talking than doing.

3. We prohibited laptops in meetings. We had to stand. We passed a ball around to keep everyone paying attention.

4. We spent more time estimating story points than writing software. Story points measure complexity, not time, but we had to decide how many story points fit in a sprint.

5. I had to use t-shirt sizes to estimate software.

6. We measured how much it cost to deliver one story point and then wrote contracts where clients paid for a package of "500 story points."

7. Management lost it when they found that 500 story points in one project weren't the same as 500 story points on another project. We had many meetings to fix this.

8. Imagine having a manager, a scrum master, a product owner, and a tech lead. You had to answer to all of them and none simultaneously.

9. We paid people who told us whether we were "burning down points" fast enough. Weren't story points about complexity instead of time? Never mind.

I believe in Agile, but this ain't agile.

We brought professional Scrum trainers. We paid people from our team to get certified. We tried Scrum this way and that other way. We spent years doing it.

The result was always the same: It didn't work.

Scrum is a cancer that will eat your development team. Scrum is not for developers; it's another tool for managers to feel they are in control.

But the best about Scrum are those who look you in the eye and tell you: "If it doesn't work for you, you are doing it wrong. Scrum is anything that works for your team."

Sure it is.

[David Bonilla @david_bonilla]

A ver si me he enterado bien: que una parte de España decida independizarse unilateralmente está bien, pero si lo hace una empresa es «poco patriótico» 🤔

[Fernando Godino @fergodino]

@edelvallemartin @david_bonilla @Meta Eso no se cuenta como una sesión a la hora de evaluar el DAU.

[Fernando Godino @fergodino]

@dice_spain estoy teniendo problemas con la aplicación para entrar al Sonar hoy. DM please

[Javier Soriano @javier__soriano]

¡Qué feliz! me hace compartir con vosotros que el egresado de @informaticaupm de @La_UPM y antiguo miembro del Grupo de Investigación CETTICO @fergodino, ha sido distinguido en la Lista Nova 111 entre los 10 mejores perfiles menores de 35 años en su rama https://t.co/UdQWKjR0a6👏🏻