Fergus McKinley

--- 26 / HK-UK / STC-UCL / NUFC --- Half football half whatever pops into my head.

[Showboat’s Latest Drops @showboatdrops]

We’ve got a pair of tickets for #NUFC vs Southampton up for grabs on behalf of the good folks @fun88eng 🎟️🎟️

Give us a follow @all22soccer ☺️
Be sure to follow @fun88eng 🤝
And RT this post 🔁

We’ll announce a winner at random on Monday night! 🙌

#NEWSOU | #CarabaoCup

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

Our last Twitter giveaway for a HUGE game at St James’ Park on Tuesday night with a place in the #CarabaoCup final at stake! 🤩

To be in with a chance of winning a pair of tickets:

➡️ Follow @fun88eng
🔁 RT this post

Winner picked at random & announced on Monday!

#NUFC ⚫️⚪️

[FUN88 @fun88eng]

We’ve got a pair of tickets up for grabs for @NUFC vs Southampton in the second-leg of the Carabao Cup semi-final 🏆🎟️🎟️

➡️ Follow @fun88eng
🔁 RT this post

We’ll pick a winner at random and announce later this week! 🤝

#CarabaoCup | #NUFC ⚫️⚪️

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Geordie Dancer 😂🕺

[Fergus McKinley @fergusmck96]

@FernandesFlair @JakeSmith26 Hi mate do you still want a ticket? Got a spare for £45 that I'm happy to sell for £20!

[Fergus McKinley @fergusmck96]

Got a spare ticket for #Crouchfest tonight - paid £45 but happy to sell for £20.

[Fergus McKinley @fergusmck96]

@JoeClarke7 @YouGov No trust in the government haha

[Joanna Hardy-Susskind @Joanna__Hardy]

It’s 2023. Court convenes. The lawyers assemble:

* clears throat *

Altogether now:

“I promise not to use my wily, lawyerly ways to upset Priti Patel and I super-pinky-promise not to tweet about it in a manner likely to cause mild inconvenience to the Home Office twitter team.”

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

This “scoop” by The Sun is like trumpeting a declaration by the Health Secretary that he’s going to make nurses sign a pledge not to steal medicine and switch off life support machines for dares.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Any politician of any party who claims that the answer to tackling violence against women is simply a matter of “tougher sentences” is not being honest with the public.

Let me tell you about a case I’m currently prosecuting. [THREAD]

[Fergus McKinley @fergusmck96]

@JoeClarke7 @PoliticsJOE_UK Very well made 😂

[Fergus McKinley @fergusmck96]

@FootyHumour @LukeStaton96 more entertainment than just the first one we saw today ;)

[🐟 Anna Amato #JohnsonOut #StandWithUkraine #FBPE @annaamatorights]

@Bruce_Ak @NicKeaney @waitrose People voted for a massive turkey called Boris Johnson so they should be used to it by now.

[Fergus McKinley @fergusmck96]

@ESPNFC @mervyn1997 and still no TOTGS ;)

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

Remoaners silenced in spectacular fashion as the benefits of Brexit finally begin to trickle through.

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

‘Brexit deal never made sense’ says man who negotiated it, signed it, prevented MPs from scrutinising it, campaigned for it and won a general election on the back of it:

[Fergus McKinley @fergusmck96]

@LukeStaton96 @liam_lightowler @mervyn1997 Hahahaha perfect

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After Donald Trump suggests he should be added to Mount Rushmore, the US’s top sculptors get to work:

[Fergus McKinley @fergusmck96]

@MaxLi_ Nahhh gotta be Throwback Thursday

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

A piece of advice from ‘The Rules of Dancing’, a book from 1529 about dance etiquette: ‘Never fart when you are dancing: grit your teeth and compel your arse to hold back the fart.’