Sean Ferguson Jr

this isnt where i parked my car

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

Friday Sean: Lets save money this weekend. Sunday Sean: let’s buy two bottles of Veuve for brunch because they have funny jackets

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

He just followed up with “you have no idea how strong I am Ashley… there are levels to this shit”

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

Out for a late dinner watching this date next to us implode. She’s cried twice and he said, and this is a real quote, “you have no idea how good shape I’m in”

[Nakiso 🌼 @Nakiso11]

guys. just eat vegetables as vegetables. you chose this life

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

Lmao imagine bragging about living in a studio in Kansas City. 😂😂

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

If we carry over any tradition from the pandemic, and make it a societal norm, I think this should be it.

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

The more this guy gets accused the more we get back. This guy couldn’t be more guilty.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

#BREAKING: Effective Monday, April 19, the curfew currently in place for bars & restaurants will be moving from 11pm to midnight.

The curfew for catered events will move from midnight to 1am.

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

Just got my first jab and am now prepared to kill for my moderna brothers and sisters, 'derna gang rise up

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

Ew.

[Complex @Complex]

Prince William was named "Sexiest Bald Man in the World".

READ: https://t.co/ibdY1FEp0P

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

This was literally season 3 of the wire.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Baltimore will no longer prosecute drug possession, prostitution, low-level crimes. https://t.co/jzGcbX3gQa

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

New York City cyclists are some of the worst people imaginable.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Further proof that cyclists should be banned from the roadways

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

I could genuinely watch him do this all day

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

Is this the title to his next book?

[Janice Dean @JaniceDean]

#whocarestheydied

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

Someone ask him if this chapter is covered in his book.

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

I have like $90 of gift cards to amc theaters from 2017. How much can I turn that in for in $AMC stocks?

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

Baseball writers a NERDS

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

For the first time since 2013, nobody will be elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame this year.

Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, and Curt Schilling will be on the BBWAA ballot for the final time in 2022.

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

Thank god.

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

DJ LeMahieu, Yankees finalizing agreement for the 2B to return to the team, per @jonmorosi

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Trump has to be so upset at who actually showed up for the coup. It’s like guys wearing Viking helmets and old women. He would call Mar A Lago security if he saw any of them in a parking lot. And yet these are his people. Same people that take day trips to Atlantic City.

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

@theOGdomgatta Not many things make me feel like I’m on my way to getting old. But this kinda did 😂

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

Still hits.

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

I will play "the sign" by ace of base on this juke box until I run out of singles

[Sean Ferguson Jr @fergy_son11]

Arrest them all