psychosexual prophet

so did the baby not like the shoes or

[psychosexual prophet @fern0logy]

jewish girl with double d's call those big yiddies

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

tony soprano summer (making no progress in therapy, eating ice cream sundaes, staring forlornly at swimming pools, watching old movies)

[j⋆˚࿔ @bucketof1ove]

SOMEONE LEFT THE CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN???

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[monks mood @EF_escape]

edit for clarity: My baby died and now Im selling its shoes. It never got a chance to wear them on account of dying first.

[boop @xboxbodywash]

Sunday: Madonna
Monday: Madonna
Tuesday: Whore
Wednesday: Toss-Up
Thursday: Whore
Friday: Madonna
Saturday: Whore

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I want that fable on my desk, AESOP!

[machine yearning eng in SF 8/4-8/28 @confusionm8trix]

hey do you want to go out with me? I have no availability until next sunday and I hate texting btw

[audrey hepburn enthusiast @darylandfilms]

#ready for the oscars

[psychosexual prophet @fern0logy]

janelle monae i know youre too cool to do this but if you adapted the archandroid to a stage show you would win 10 million billion awards and also all the love in my heart. ok thanks

[psychosexual prophet @fern0logy]

oh you love a colorblind casting of a regency era romance drama with elaborate elevated costumes and a modern take on classical music???? oh do you????? where were you when dave malloy lost best orchestrations to fucking to break in a glove bitch

[psychosexual prophet @fern0logy]

i do have a lingering resentment towards the bridgerton craze because you bitches didnt appreciate natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812 when you fucking had it

[Bryan @bryanpjackson]

Winter in Massachusetts

[boypussy extraordinaire @GAYLOSTBOYS]

see if it were me if I was the doctor I would’ve called CPS the moment the third little monkey showed up with a bump on his head from jumping on the bed

[psychosexual prophet @fern0logy]

getting drunk is lowkey so gay like oh you want a cock in your tail?

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It must have felt so good to shove open the saloon doors hard af

[psychosexual prophet @fern0logy]

they should make a post office just for people who know how to be in the post office

[psychosexual prophet @fern0logy]

riot grrl band named blonde force trauma

[grace @talentedmsgrace]

If I'm butter, if I'm butter
If I'm butter, then he's a hot knife
He makes my heart a CinemaScope screen
Showing the dancing bird of paradise

[psychosexual prophet @fern0logy]

do not fuck your coworker. fucking your coworker is the mind killer

[psychosexual prophet @fern0logy]

listening to my top songs of 2025 playlist and going omg i love this song after each song