Fern Wildflower

love playing soccer, watching the Chiefs, being a mom and everything landscape related.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

I’m gonna need the people who make bras to get together with the people who make tank tops and decide where the straps go.

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@wrexweed Yeah what a surprise that the night Janet's talking bout she hates giving bjs and them not having sex. He "mistakes" a girl whose in the friend group and looks nothing like his wife to perv on. 🙄

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@gumpyrump It really just blows ur mind watching these people drink and act a fool each year and then all the sudden clutching pearls. Like do they not think we can see them too?😂 oh and Kristen’s the asshole cus she finds this shit absurd🙄🙄

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@RyanStoneman Laughing at every comment being like who the f did she win over?!? 😂😂

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@Mikaylakwtf I know. Mr takes his ring off when he goes out to the bar sure seemed like it wasn’t the first time he played the oh ops even though u look nothing like my wife I got u confused card🙄🙄🙄

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@redhotnerd Don’t tell me he’s cheating on Butker. They made such a cute couple 😜😂

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Good for you @OliverALarkin in calling out the Epstein class and for the release of all files. Appreciate your moral clarity.

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@MicheleFallon7 So weird cus he doesn't drink too much. Ever. And he obviously came with his wife who was wearing an entirely different dress and hairstyle that there is no way he couldn't have noticed yet it was a "mistake " ok I guess......

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@HousewivesHub It was pretty low to begin with and he just showed other lame sides I didnt know as well but overall still think he sucks so i guess no

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@queensofbravo This is so lame. She wants to act like she's ok with the labels because it would obviously be hypocritical not to but if she actually got treated differently. Lost out on work or reputation, was harassed for it for 2 years she'd be singing a different tune.

[Grumpy Rump @gumpyrump]

Janet just proved that Danny doesn’t have anger issues but she in fact does. If this doesn’t prove Danny’s character while drunk idk what will. He didn’t get mad and immediately got up and walked away. Their narrative was exposed in this moment.#thevalley

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@kimrossible She's so gross. He's still trying to protect her and not put all her sloth like behavior on front street and she's trying to make him look as bad as she can. As if that will actually distract. Girl bye🤣🤣

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

The entire US economy is controlled by like 7 companies

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@ItsBravoBtch Can’t believe I spent all those years feeling sorry for her dumbass. She had me fooled

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@TheRealestWife Literally this!!!!!

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@datlife808 That was so hard to watch! Him saying he worked all the time and still always had to be the one to plan every date/vacation etc and she still sits there whining he didn’t take her on enough dates?!?! Bitch how bout u plan a date?!? Ever think of that?

[@suttonsroller @suttonsroller]

🇺🇸 Housewives Politics Tracker
Emily Simpson donated $1,542 to the Donald Trump campaign. #RHOC

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@HousewivesHub That’s just trashy. I don’t care if it’s business 101 if they didn’t comp it move on and never mention it! They are way too rich to be acting like this over a friggin meal. Really gross behavior

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@MHTruthUltra If they were going to go out of business they already would. Either you want the extra room to have separate rooms and a kitchen you can cook in or u want a hotel and all those conveniences. Both r doing just fine just what floats ur boat

[Fern Wildflower @fern_wildflower]

@CrossCountryOP Yes please! That girl acts like she was born in a barn. No home training