Fernanda Devito

[lissa @lissatoyo]

na minha vez de ser adulta tenho que ficar assistindo o raphinha

[doutora de nada🦖 @retaliativa]

Como q sobrevivemos se nossas mães não fizeram Tummy Time c a gente? Eu fico chocada q agora as mães TEM QUE botar o neném de 2 dias no chão p ele levantar o pescoço. Será se eu teria gasto apenas 2 anos e não 5, p passar em concurso se minha mãe tivesse feito tummy time comigo?

[Fernanda Devito @fernandadevito]

@zcahverse Nestha 🫨🫨🫨🫨

[camila @cvezinha]

esses dias entrei em uma crise gravíssima porque os filhos dos meus amigos estão crescendo juntos e criando esse belo vínculo de uma infância compartilhada e meus filhos (não tenho) estão perdendo esse momento com eles (não pretendo ser mãe)

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

So you’re telling me that the Moon’s many craters are from billions of years protecting Earth by pulling space rocks into her orbit. The moon who is depicted as a woman in countless cultures and timelines? You’re saying her craters and stretch marks are evidence of care? Has someone informed the poets about this?

[Fernanda Devito @fernandadevito]

@OlhaKiridinha Fernando de Noronha

[vero @viscunts]

when i break into someone's house but they're watching bridgerton season 2 episode 5

[blogueiro low profile @andr_blogueiro]

Freud dizia que a gente não repete escolhas porque gosta de sofrer. A repetição existe porque o inconsciente tenta, desesperadamente, criar um final diferente para a mesma história.

[Fernanda Devito @fernandadevito]

@KeruboSk To clean all their stuff out of the closet…

[vito @uaivito]

os fins de semana estão começando a parecer uma pausa de almoço de 50 minutos

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

[ꪝe @_wej01]

Being a woman is like:

Don’t get pregnant
Don’t get pregnant
Don’t get pregnant
Don’t get pregnant
Don’t get pregnant
Aren’t you too young? Get an abortion
Don’t get pregnant
Don’t get pregnant
QUICK GET PREGNANT!
GET PREGNANT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!

Aren’t you too old to be pregnant???

[susa @prinkasusa]

Put a man in a room full of women
He will call it a heaven
Put a women in a room full of man
She will call it hell

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

The concept of teenagers, who are also mutants, who just happen to be ninjas, while ALSO being turtles is not something the 2020s could ever come up with. That’s a big 80s cocaine brain idea

[Bluebell Raven @BluebellRaven]

Yes! ✨

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Men thinking our grandmas were happy is a product of women keeping their stories private & the culture of coddling men by not telling them things.

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

Miss, Mrs, Ms.

They label her based on a man’s presence in her life. Meanwhile, he’s just “Mr” from birth to death.
That’s not grammar, that’s PATRIARCHY.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Is it just me or we come a full circle again?

- Shia LaBeouf is arrested
- Britney spears is arrested
- Us fight middle east
- Pokemon is trending
- Hilary Duff on tour
- Bubble skirt famous again
- Scream is back in the theaters
- Scary movie

[💗 @ma1ybe]

“Oh but no one wishes men happy men’s day”… Men don't celebrate International Men's Day for the same reason Britain doesn't celebrate Independence Day: they never had to fight for their freedom. Hope this helps

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Ngl forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times