fernanda hernandez

(they/she) // mexican. spelling bee winner. sexier than a mf. annoying as hell

[autist @litteralyme0]

I can't believe I'm the same person who used to survive on 1GB data for 30 days

[s44nti @s44nti]

yo después de ver las consecuencias de mi procrastinación

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu amo limpar a casa, mas com 3 condições:

começar quando eu quiser
levando quanto tempo eu precisar
sem pessoas em casa

[g @34rths]

I spend a lot of time noticing #Noticer

[andrés @andresmiguer]

yo estresándome porque tengo un comentario que agregar a la conversación pero la persona sigue hablando y se me va a olvidar

[s44nti @s44nti]

gasté dinero como si no hubiera mañana y si hubo mañana

[𝒜 @jjacaeryss]

Yo cuando se trata de ser un estúpido:

[. @playboicurrryy]

high difficulty level escape room concept: u are laying in bed and u have one hour to get out of bed

[austin @twink_kj_apa]

realized ive partied more for the world cup than i did for pride month

[how's annie? @coolfunghost]

texting the pissing me off guy to get pissed off

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[mikey @enbyslayer]

this gay ass life that i lead is so fucking ridiculous and insane

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

Me losing all my humor and social skills the moment someone I don’t know joins the conversation