fernanduh

[John Summit @johnsummit]

you’re always welcome to be a backstage baddie hunter

[Layo @LiveLaughLayo0]

God always takes away the real ones

[Michael Burns @michaeloburns]

Happy Memorial Day.

[Andrew Woods @JimJarmuschHair]

My biggest takeaway from OBSESSION is that there’s no way that music shop needed all four of those employees

[Jonah Allon @JonahAllon]

they’re getting a taste of beach weather. now make the holiday weekend cool and rainy

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

I hope they fall in love

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

He just uploaded his resume now make him type everything in again manually

[eden is tweetin 🏵🌿 @theredragin]

average day for theon greyjoy

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Trump when his diet coke flow is in danger

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"Hey I just came back from my cruise in Argentina"

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

going to my 9-5 after talking myself out of kms the night before

[Silly Mode🇺🇸🇵🇭 @projection2024]

Costco used to do this to people who come in without memberships.

[** @bigguccicraigy]

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

[gummy | First time reading ASOS @gummyuy]

RIP robert baratheon you would’ve loved sports betting

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Not paying a lot of attention to the timeline did Klay Thompson try to assassinate the president

[casey @grapejuicegardn]

my friends joking about “i thought you were gonna marry harry” SHUT THE FUCK UP NOTHING IS FUNNY RN