fern

[fern @fernandersonnn]

Not one brain cell showed up for me during the pandemic

[fern @fernandersonnn]

Tea is just a sauce for biscuits

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

the most mortifying thing in my life has just taken place

[Michael Schwartz @BoatAshore]

Matthew Perry. 💔
Thank you for helping others.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Sending a trickle of aid into Gaza before a ground invasion is giving someone a cigarette before the firing squad

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

At the risk of stating the obvious, genocide is never a proportionate response

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

my budget for october is £10 and i’ve already spent it so don’t invite me anywhere

[fern @fernandersonnn]

@caiwardle1 Do you wonder about this more or less often than you think about the Roman Empire though

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

controversial but crop tops are too short and skirts/trousers are too high waisted. they expose this part of your waist (1st pic) which,for my body type, makes me look more boxy. i want longer crop tops and lower rise bottoms so they expose THIS part of my stomach!!!

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Can relate x

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Fashion designer Dame Vivienne Westwood has died aged 81 https://t.co/JNdPY47riH

[ʟᴏᴠᴇ @catgirldevil]

i wasn't an ipad kid, i was a pink nintendo DS kid

[Damulletman @daddydanefuller]

A short wish list

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

I want what they have

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

There was a baby chimp born at The Sedgwick County Zoo, the baby had to be put on oxygen for a few days. This is a clip of it being reintroduced to its mother for the first time.

[Æ @halfalive666]

because she is

[JEDWARD @planetjedward]

Breaking news! Queen is dead