Fernandinho Martins

Muita gente tem forma mas não tem conteúdo.

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/lreBzj3VdB

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

http://t.co/XM3EBDJmNH I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

http://t.co/IdBkF5Ch86 "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

http://t.co/tZ982ibSie Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

http://t.co/79rGdZ6BUe Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/ceY3xzFQ3k

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/K43hCowlvD

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

http://t.co/0eUmy6ng This oatmeal tastes just like bacon because I threw it away and I'm eating bacon.

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

What is it about public bathrooms that brings out the white supremacist artist in people? http://t.co/L3jGp0rT

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http://t.co/wWrBs5IT OUT OF ALL THE BIKES ON THIS BIKE RACK, THIS ONE'S SEAT DEFINITELY SMELLS THE WORST.

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

http://t.co/MBSAnSIj "You're mother." (thing to say to your mother).

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

http://t.co/OYb05BQ3 I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle.

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

http://t.co/twvBkfba I believe Unicorns were the first to call each other dickheads.

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

aí irmão vou nessa! boa twitcam pra vocês! Abração! (@sheldonafonso live on http://t.co/biBsy7Pc)

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

vai cortar esse cabelo meu! IUHAUIAHAIUHAIUA faz aquele pagodinho pra nós ai!:D (@sheldonafonso live on http://t.co/biBsy7Pc)

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

e essa guria aí do teu lado é tua namorada meu? IUAHUIAHAUHAI (@sheldonafonso live on http://t.co/biBsy7Pc)

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

toca uma do imaginagina aí meu! sabes que toca no fundinho do coração! :D (@sheldonafonso live on http://t.co/biBsy7Pc)

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

porra que tri de três hein! HAHAHAHA (@sheldonafonso live on http://t.co/biBsy7Pc)

[Fernandinho Martins @fernandinhoorm]

@Xitaobarros certííííííssimo! hahahah PAAAAARTIU!

[Harrisson Barros @Xitaobarros]

Buenas!!! Só pelo dia 17 pra curtir aquele Mundo Livre ;) Certo @sheldonafonso @fernandinhoorm ?? heheh