#FernandoFacts

i am what i am. and what i am is what i am. i am fernando.

[#FernandoFacts @fernandofacts1]

joke time with fer😃

*waitress asks* :
“how did you find your steak, sir?”

“i looked at the mashed potatoes, and the steak was right next to it.”

[#FernandoFacts @fernandofacts1]

“you’re always matching with the person that’s in the mirror when you look in the mirror.”

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“weren’t we all minors at one point ?”

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“it’s always 4:20 at 4:20 on April 20.”

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“i live my life by living it out.”

[Nathan Long @_ahoynatey]

“It’s true if you think about it”

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“yesterday was history; tomorrow is a mystery..
and today is the present.”

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cam - “if we come back from Ohio, we’ll gain an hour back..”

fer - “let’s just drive in reverse.”

[#FernandoFacts @fernandofacts1]

you know what they say, “you are what you are.”