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[Deaks @xDeaks]

decided to 1v1 my dad today

[fernAndo @fernandol0l]

@MurfsHello Bro I saw someone with a swastika 😭 this shi crazy

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

as a man sometime you just gotta hit this pose in the morning for 30 minutes

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[ThaSikkest🧟‍♂️💔 @503chr1s]

financially horny i need to be fucking rich😂

[LPC @landpalestine]

The UN has officially declared Gaza a genocide. And that Israel is deliberately targeting children and babies

Only took them 3 freaking years to get there

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I'm fucking due for a big win man

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Why can't you sleep?"

Me every night:

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Dear HR,

“Fresh graduate” and “2-3 years experience” should not be in the same sentence.

Regards.

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was simply not born with

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

job i applied for 3 months ago just sent me a rejection letter

[* @ghettog0thh]

how it feels being in your 20’s and asking yo family for shit

[Omkar @psomkarbuilds]

Software engineers in the 1960s.

[dru @drupullup]

“Here for the wrong reasons”

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when u finally get her & realize why she was single:

[no speeding @MIK3MCDANIEL]

Sincere a bitch for not keeping it 100 with Melanie, idek why he scared she a fake demon