Sonya Bridges

Proud mom to a beautiful, successful young woman 🌈 Married to farmer Dave for 23+ yrs. Living a simple life, in the same place, my whole life.

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@theliamnissan I have a feeling that milk🥛 is going to cost him! If only the horn 🐃 grabber would have to pay some consequences - like being put out to pasture!

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@theliamnissan I heard raccoons don’t adhere to that 3 date rule. They’re kinda…jack the one you’re with and hope he feels you up on the first date kinda species. 🐾 So…you might be a famous movie star?! ⭐️

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@OccupyDemocrats She’s been in overdrive since we all learned he’s a democrat bar owner who allows drag shows! She tryna spin it that she acted like an abhorrent entitled little slllut cause this mf’er was a democrat?? What? 🙄🤦‍♀️

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@MarkHamill I not only bought bread, I got to check myself out on that there fancy computer scanny thing! I didn’t even have to fill out an application to work there, much less show my ID. 😂🤣

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@LItalianoVero @CalltoActivism Hey LitalZero - f🖕ck off troll. She’s a hypocritical disgrace to this country! And you ain’t fooling anybody! You don’t even know it wasn’t a movie! Putin said he’s docking you 3 potatoes this week! 🖕

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@theliamnissan Oui - travail manuel talonneuse (translation: yes - hand job hooker)

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

😄 happy #caturday

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@elonmusk 🖕

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@theliamnissan But do you ever dress your thumbs in an ill-fitted, gold, slut-dress?

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@PastorAlexLove Dude, that’s either a cloud or a fake video! The sky is an ever changing canvas! That “image” probably changed within a minute or two. But sure - “proof”. Nice try!

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@Out5p0ken Remember when Michelle wore a sleeveless shirt, or the time she wore walking shorts, & the time Barack wore a tan suit? But this ill-fitting, gold streetwalking dress and Malania’s nude pics are somehow okay? #GOPHypocrisy

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@ZombieRegis @andreagail_k @NewSeanO @kylegriffin1 I thought you guys “do your own research”? Anyway - a quick google search will give you the answer. But I’ll help - $41.6 billion per yer!

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@ZombieRegis @andreagail_k @NewSeanO @kylegriffin1 They also use billions of taxpayer $ to provide viagra to military men who can’t get boners! Maybe there’d be less need for abortions, if we let those dicks stay limp! 🖕

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@jeff_swarens @kylegriffin1 But the military spends billions on viagra and that’s ok? A limp dick must be gods will - right? So, it’s ok to give men healthcare, but not women? You magats are so ignorant & unpatriotic! 🖕

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@theliamnissan Magats: Don’t take the vaccine- they want to implant a microchip!
Elon: I’m literally implanting microchips in already sad & dying monkeys. And I’m completely killing them! My trial on mankind is next!
Magats: 👏 He seems smart, like trump!

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@Badger1984 @theliamnissan You’re right. 👍 Topher & Wilmer ✌️

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@theliamnissan Ms Camry-Mike’s just upset cause the lumpy pillows got sent out to customers. Those were the ones with the bricks of crack in them! Now he’s having withdrawals, mf’er broke as hell And you just know those #LumpyPillows ain’t gettin returned!! 🥲

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@elonmusk Ooh, this should be fun….. You are a billionaire in a beluga whale’s body. And from what I’ve read-you’re one of the last people that should be giving advice on rearing children! Many people are also saying you’re a traitor 🖕

[Sonya Bridges @ferndalebridges]

@theliamnissan Come pick me up! I’m all gassed up and ready to go! Especially after @elonmusk put me in time out the other night for suggesting a catturd bury itself for the sake of society! It’s like he’s never had pets?! Let’s ride 🚘