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[ferny fern @fernhomo]

"Fern is a kpop stan but for a fictional gay robot dog"-Lysander J Crest, 2023

[Myths and Stories 🔜 AC @myths_and_stori]

this just in: phase I of the "green project" is now underway.

footage leaked from insiders at the jefferson state biotechnical research facility broke the news late last night, that greenification has been achieved in mammals, a world-first for the greenification procedure. viewer discretion is strongly advised before viewing these tapes.

though little is known about the precise methodology employed here, we have ample reason to believe that the procedure is extremely invasive and highly painful; for instance, the various disembodied yelps and screams edited into the footage.

the effects of this clandestine and highly controversial procedure remain unknown— but if our top fabricators and hypothesizers are correct, greenification could constitute the next great leap in evolution on our special planet.

(from ig @ cozypetsalon)

[みらせ @Mirase_x]

#deltarunechapter5
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[🌴Alek🌴 @AlekYeeners]

good mornyeen

[Goop! @goop_original]

The GTA 6 cover dragon

[Myths and Stories 🔜 AC @myths_and_stori]

well, it's official: the sacred order of the nine plaits is no more.

the radical announcement comes mere months after the banishing of esteemed disciple "dogbert" from the sacred order of the nine plaits sent shockwaves through the entire organization. by the end of march, the organization's membership had dipped by an unprecedented 35 percent— from just over 60 thousand members on february 27th, to just 38 thousand on march 31st.

as factions within the order gained influence, their members split off to found subsects of their own; and though many dwindled out without the support of the greater "nine plaits" organization, a few steadily gained influence, continuing to grow to this day.

amongst these, a little-known subsect known colloquially as the "primitivists." rejecting the teachings of the order as a whole, these disciples instead adhere to the "untying," a small subsection of the order's holy style guide widely believed to be the oldest portion of the order's "good book."

of course, the primitivists were little more than cultists up until late last night, when brother "catnar," under the tutelage of several sect elders, managed to channel the divine will of the Primordial Strand— the first case of such an event in nearly 500 years.

utilizing catnar as an empty vessel, the Primordial Strand maintained offered a terse response to the subsect's most senior members, regarding the now-splintered order and its holy texts:

"what? no, i didn't say all that. you guys probably misheard me."

the declaration— casual, yet poignant— spells the end of the sacred order of the nine plaits. however, in its wake a small sect of revisionists have risen from the ashes, ready and willing to rebuild their organization from the ground up.

as for brother catnar? we're told that he's decided to return to his old lifestyle: "selling cars, hitting golf balls, and spending time with the wife and kids."

[Snail99 @Sssnail99]

Love Kawkaw. All my homies love Kawkaw.

#deltarune #deltarune

[Floradinn @FlowerRudinn]

I need a gamer girlfriend

[soap🏳️‍⚧️ @soapguzzler]

i love you floradinn

[Henry.xml @Henry_xml]

"Both of us die today. One, just a little later than the other."

#casualtiesunknown #scavprototype #expie

[Numinous @Numinou5]

“This armor suits you, but it cannot hide that mark.”#Halo #HaloSpotlight

[JΞPФ🌱💭 @_Japosfrito_]

Born This Way 🏳️‍🌈

[PurpleKatSnek @Purplekatsnek]

Deltarune chapter 5. Nun Tasque. Toby has some wish fulfillment going on so far.
#deltarune #tasque #manager #chapter5 #fanart

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

The prison walls are literally going up around us.

[Sarah Burris @SarahBurris]

Looks like Reuters captured a cop jacking a piece of the reflecting pool too....

[HkBk @SHkBk_GRX]

El ecologismo bajo el capitalismo se resume en que tú tienes que pagar por ducharte en la playa mientras las grandes tecnológicas dejan sin agua a comunidades enteras para sus centros de datos.

[Sei K. @RoseSilicon]

Guys maybe the problem has been hiding in plain site all along: the memory crisis is just a manufactured cash grab by colluding companies!

Which is illegal!

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

The weapons manufacturer learned that a group of fish is called a school