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[fernando @fernlopez_]

Prague 🇨🇿

[falsesymmetry @falsesymmetry]

Best shot, right? Retweet plz

[fernando @fernlopez_]

Coming up on 10 years is crazy

Anyway https://t.co/oSNXE9Eq2q

[fernando @fernlopez_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t! What the hell is X? Where am I!?!?!?

[fernando @fernlopez_]

Do you remember when you joined X? I don’t! What the hell is X? Where am I!?!?!?

[fernando @fernlopez_]

@bombbiggity @ashleyxnick you say this and yet

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@letterboxd69 Christopher Columbus, 1492: “But the western hemisphere is so big, we’ll have just a little colony 🥺👉🏻👈🏻”

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Once time back in highschool wyatt wouldn’t take me home until I finished all his asb posters and he offered me some of these pocket nuggets for dinner. Watched him take out like 50 nuggets from the one pocket

[i like food @messedupfoods]

POV: living in the year 3700 (ig: liamslunchbox)

[fernando @fernlopez_]

get fucked Everret

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@FreshBasilFan You might’ve proven me wrong here but I bet you’d never have a fall themed brewski

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This is what $3 of groceries looks like in Chicago

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@juanita_is_in This guy doesn’t know how to buy fruit that are in season 🤣🤣

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Check out my results from my ESPN Fantasy Football league via @ESPN Fantasy - via @ESPN Fantasy

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Talking about video games with Ashley, I ask:
“Do you think you’d ever like a shooter?”

“You mean like, on Twitter?”

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Also, I put the water in the cup holder before she got here, so almost as soon as she sat down there was hair on the bottle. No way of really knowing/preventing it without somehow anticipating it as a possibility

[fernando @fernlopez_]

For some reason at the #Beyoncé concert in Chicago, soldier field takes away the cap when you purchase water, which is crazy unsanitary. It now has someone else’s hair just chilling in/on the bottle. Not the persons fault, but where else am I gonna put the open water??

[fernando @fernlopez_]

The secret to a successful relationship as a straight guy is to always have fun drinks readily available, that's it. She's sad? Fun drink. She's stressed? Fun drink. She's yelling at you for always avoiding serious arguments by handing her a fun drink? Fun drink.

[fernando @fernlopez_]

Haha

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Lol me and Ashley are in the original tweet, we live a block away and found cheap last minute tickets so went cause, why not? Car go vroom, scenery was great, and once the cars were out the stands got packed. Was fun as a one time thing 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Kenny Wood @mnkenwood]

This NASCAR race starts in one minute. It doesn’t exactly look sold out

[fernando @fernlopez_]

Guess who my sister got tickets to see in August

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I’m always saying this to all my buddies

[Noah Gragson @NoahGragson]

https://t.co/ObylhVkeYg