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[Covie @covie_93]

Weird how Republicans can link Tylenol to autism with no evidence but can't see the link between guns and mass shootings despite a mountain of evidence.

[Guelph Police Service @GuelphPolice]

Trying to ID driver of white Jeep SUV who hit a stopped vehicle at a red light, Gordon/Fountain, #Guelph, 12:45 am Sat then fled. Male driver, several female passengers. Pregnant driver of struck vehicle to hosp as precaution. Email [email protected] or Crime Stoppers

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[jay ☆ @thisthatjay]

nobody crack no fucking jokes in the next two weeks cause ain’t shit funny till the semester over

[Livy @ms_livyyy]

Professors will tell you can’t write an essay in a day and then make an exam that requires you to write 4 essays in 3 hours, what kinda nut shit is that

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

All the way from Rexdale! @DALANOBANTON 🇨🇦

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

thinking about when i started dating my first ever boyfriend when i was like 16 and multiple people came up to me asking if i was mentally okay because he was so ugly

[𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥 @ImTeaghan]

Kids be so fucking dumb. Please get the fuck outta my face.

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

i’m a sober virgin

[Abby Barr @1AbbyRoad]

“No worries if not!”

[d ☆ @itsxdianaa]

you block someone on everything and all of a sudden czxvbhhbb is watching your story

[Jhay @jhayusb]

happy 4/20

[чай @fatpussyhex]

whoever coined the term “the customer is always right” needs to get kicked in the chest

[weed & wagyu @jessethechef]

When somebody say “Where’s the last place you had it?” After you lost something