Jon Sung

Earth's last, best hope

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

I STARTED A TINYLETTER

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Subscribe and I will occasionally appear in your inbox bearing small treasures

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

I've got 3 tickets to bluer skies if anyone here wants out; with Tweetdeck gone, why bother sticking around!

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

This should be a warning to everyone with video effects software to be ready the instant Mitch actually does someday die on camera mid-press-conference with your best, most hilarious edits and remixes

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

We're here until Tweetdeck stops working for free, right? That's my personal last straw anyway

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

Can I safely assume that someone out there has written a strike anthem called "No Scabs" to the tune of "No Scrubs" by TLC with lyrics that both rhyme and scan properly or is the world going to once again disappoint us all

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

Now seems like a good time to throw some money at the folks on the line!

https://t.co/Fsqjng7DA8

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

YOU HAVE TWO DAYS TO PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR INSTANT BAND NIGHT 21

THE VENUE *DOES* HAVE AC

THIS WILL LIKELY BE WELCOME NEWS

SEE YOU THERE

https://t.co/eZGzHmVVJT

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

I can't wait to do banking and e-commerce at Twitter, The Everything Site. Imagine receiving exactly this level of service and excellence in every facet of your online life. "Now That's Musk."

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

Every day I get closer to printing up stickers that say JOE ROGAN IS A STUPID PERSON'S IDEA OF A SMART PERSON and mailing a stack of them to every house in America

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

Do NOT forget that we are a now ONE MONTH OUT from Instant Band Night 21

It's gonna be FUCKING GREAT and you should be there too!!!!!!

https://t.co/eZGzHmVVJT

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

This is petty but I will also never stop being slightly annoyed that we pronounce a word that looks like it should be "indicktments" as "indightments", especially when the word vindictive is right there staring us down

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

The thing that will truly never stop enraging me is that Trump is so stupid his stupidity actively gets in the way of his corruption, making him do a much worse job than an actual competent person would, and we STILL couldn't stop him from being President or put him in jail

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

@cultureshipname ROU Now We Have a Problem

[Jared Holt @jaredlholt]

For the love of god lmao

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

A friend asked "If you were famous, what product would you like to be the spokesperson for?" and I couldn't think of a thing except the Culture novels, which I don't think there are going to be commercials for anytime soon

But then again WHY NOT, who wants to crowdfund some w/me

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

@avery_conant You can't make me!!!

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

Scenario: you have a big tortilla/potato chip that you've just dipped and bitten (A); is it acceptable to dip again and bite from areas B, C, or D?

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

I still need an answer on this, folks

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

If you were old enough in the mid-90s to go see live music at a coffeeshop in Boston, I have a mystery I need help solving (thread)

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

Abstract artists who don't title their pieces are cowards and the exact hierarchy of their cowardice is as follows:

1. "Untitled" Fuck off
2. "Composition 24" A very close second
3. "Berkeley 1967" Just the place/time you made it? Fuck you too buddy

You know I'm right!!!!!!

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

My pandemic hobby has been crucial to not going completely fucking apeshit over the last couple years, but it's dependent on technology that's turned unreliable on us -- any help would be appreciated!!

https://t.co/pAztCUfvZw

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

🎉 TONIGHT 🎉

MUSIC! FUN! POSSIBLY DESSERT!

🎶🎸🎹🎺🎻🥁🎙️🎶

🎉 SEE YOU THERE 🎉

https://t.co/KL53S8LcTZ

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

(I will never do that btw)

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

Is anyone else getting text spam like this? Who the fuck is it supposed to work on? Some stranger is going to gaslight me into thinking my name is Bella and I own a dog?? This dog??? What could possibly be the endgame here aside from "identifying a working phone number"

[Jon Sung @ferociousj]

That's the only thing I can think of: that they hope I'll reply with some variation on "WTF" and they'll know this is an active number, which ........... great? Good for you?

What would happen if I replied to one of these with "THANK YOU Judy I, Bella, miss Porthos already!!!!"