𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫

ᴏɴʟʏ ᴀ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ʙᴏʀɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

ғʟᴏʀᴇɴᴛ - ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ sᴡᴏʀᴅ

𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦'𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘴,
ᴛʜᴇ ꜱɪᴅᴇ ᴏꜰ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅꜱʜᴇᴅ
𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

Such fond memories already . .

Eh, potato potato, Masters can rub off of Servants too, in the same way I of to you. Besides, I haven't stretched my legs in a good while.

Here, have my jacket, in case the wind catches on.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀By force. . . but yeah, I suppose so.

⠀⠀⠀That doesn't sound like something you'd normally say—which isn't a bad thing. But alright then. I'll humor this adventure in searching for the right treasure.

⠀⠀⠀The harder part is selling it without looking suspicious.
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

Hardly. Which is precisely why you're my Master.

Which treasure to choose from of course! Your approval or not is not what matters to me. It is the journey, the memories, that I've deemed more important.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀Well——am I wrong??

⠀⠀⠀What exactly am I overseeing. . . Just because I'm your Master doesn't mean I approve of everything.
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

You of all people would that huh?

Precisely. And as my Master, you shall oversee this!

💧If I wanted to, I could consume else entirely. So I see no point to that conversation.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀Looking normal doesn't equate to being normal, unfortunately.

⠀⠀⠀Huh. . . I guess it makes sense that most sovereigns would have something like that. Uh, I don't know—? I told her about it, and the response I got was that it was unheard of.
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

Exactly. Compared to them, I look about as normal as it comes.

Certainly. Would have to take a proper look, but as an emperor, I've my dues. As for Sir King Arthur, what is he to know of my diet? I hardly think twice about his.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀As if most Servants are normal to begin with. I haven't found a single normal one!!

⠀⠀⠀Huh. . .? Can it pay for unlimited burgers for your bottomless appetite? Wait, do you even eat that much or are you bluffing. . . King Arthur told me you had no such diet.
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

You say this as if I'm normal to begin with.

( shamelessly flexes his muscle )

Hm, if that is your only complaint, I'm sure there is at least one item in my treasury that can suffice for several years, long past our deadline.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀Normal people don't need to eat more than 10 burgers! I can't afford to continue feeding you that many per day!

⠀⠀⠀HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE EXPENSES!?
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

Even more reason to have you be th one to serve!

No more than 100?? I didn't know you were so cruel as to let me starve.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀I'm not serving you more than 100 burgers. Besides, the maid who was on burger duty is 2 days late on it.
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

Yes?? Obviously??

I could ask for even more if you . . Wait, that's a great idea! >:D

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀You ate enough to send me to bankruptcy, and the first thing you ask is for more burgers??
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

Lucius Tiberius has been given too much power with this.

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

No, absolutely not.

:) I want a burger.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀Eh, go back to hibernating. My services are not up for hire.
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

I AM LITERALLY YOUR SERVANT

THERE'S NO ASKING IN ANY OF THIS, THERE IS ONLY MEANT TO BE

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀BECAUSE I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO BE HERE
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

WHY WOULDN'T I BE HERE FOR THIS

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀WHY ARE YOU HERE FOR THIS
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

WAIT, @exspiraviita IS A MAID NOW????

[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

Weren't you freaked out by that person hacking your phone????

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀My Nokia flip phone?? They don't sell this anymore??

⠀⠀⠀Give it back, you don't know how to take care of it! You don't even have the charger and they don't sell that anymore either.
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

See, enough room for one of us being the fool.

That being said.

( swipes the phone ) Master, keep this with me. If you really want your own, I'll accompany you to the store.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀It wasn't even by choice! Everything was by coercion or some other tactic. That wasn't my fault—how was I supposed to know you guys eat so much!?

⠀⠀⠀I will not be hassled, huffs!
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

If you wish to accept the level of contracting with a fourth Saber and barely afford an Arthur-level diet . .

Usually I'd say be my guest but.

Unfortunately Master, there's only enough room for a fool between us and I'm not it.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀Nooooo. . .!!

⠀⠀⠀I will not be put to bed like some child! I am an adult, and I will suffer the consequences of my bad decisions!
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

Drags his Master away.

C'mon, he should be the one more surprised between the both of them, given he's a Servant from Ye Old Times.

Sigh, seems like no matter the time, there'll always be fools.

[‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𖥔 ﹔𝚊𝚢͟𝚊͟𝚔͟𝚊 。‧₊˚ @exspiraviita]

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⠀⠀⠀“ What the heck is this witchcraft!? There's no way this is real. ”

⠀⠀⠀Hands waving at it to get rid of it. No way, no way!!
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[𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 💫 @feroxcharisma]

Danger alert is going off.