ruby

even to dinner with the kushners?

[ruby @ferrariuh]

got this one in just under the wire

[ruby @ferrariuh]

locking these in !!

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

enough. i'm so excited to look old as fuck i'm pinching my face to make the wrinkles come faster

[reb @rebmasel]

EVERY NEW ELECTION RESULT I SEE AHHHHHH

[ruby @ferrariuh]

had sushi in the park earlier now drinking wine on a patio with my boyfriend who is inside getting our cheese plate. we just bought books at a cute indie bookstore. this is what it’s all about

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Wood

[ellie @cowboylikellie2]

my misunderstood beautiful angel.. i’ll love you forever https://t.co/BfNGmCgXoq

[The Onion @TheOnion]

This Week's Onion Magazine:

[ruby @ferrariuh]

how it feels reading emmys discourse when i watched every show and really liked all of them

[ruby @ferrariuh]

got really into the song like a month ago bc this lyric really hit close to home and now i just listen to it like well the answer was about three weeks! very cool

[nice young man @dylmichaelc]

dude I had no idea how many people thought Charlie Kirk was chill like they fucking walk among us

[ruby @ferrariuh]

got to go get a bunch of dental work done the day after my dog died… just one of many beautiful moments in this crazy thing we call life

[ruby @ferrariuh]

listening to cornelia street and hearing her say “that’s the kind of heartbreak time could never mend” knowing she experienced that heartbreak later and time did in fact mend it… walk with me

[ruby @ferrariuh]

@prettycritical there were a few eras tour shows where the humidity brought out her natural curls and she looked so cute… the people yearn for her to simply adopt a good curl routine

[Emily Gilmore Apologist @xoxotaye]

It’s really only about ten of us who hate Chris Brown and we been holding strong for years

[ruby @ferrariuh]

do not show up to outside lands talking about “i’m cold why isn’t it sunny” either bring a jacket or take your sensitive ass back to la

[ruby @ferrariuh]

saw this and was like that’s not true !! i use that emoji all the time !! then realized that tbh i use it almost exclusively to manipulate others so

[dragonfly @sneh4a]

ive never seen a more manipulative emoji than '😔'

[ruby @ferrariuh]

i used to see this guy on sf hinge/tinder all the time and i genuinely never figured out if it was actually him or someone picked just like a really odd person to catfish as

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how can you say that stomp clap song is the worst song of all time? its not even the worst tiny desk performance of all time.

[ruby @ferrariuh]

after several months of the down escalator at my bart station being broken progress has been made!! the up escalator is now broken as well

[ruby @ferrariuh]

entire kingdoms have been built faster than they fix an escalator in a BART station

[ruby @ferrariuh]

one time i found a guy’s twitter in my pre date stalking and then after the date i saw he had posted this