Abe

i take photos of green stuff that appears at night and make people happy for a living.

[Abe @ferretbite]

My daughter in a few years

[Simpsonito @SoySimpsonito]

¡Smithers, traiga a esa niña, voy a hacerla vicepresidenta ejecutiva!

[Abe @ferretbite]

@cctvidiots No. She deserves more.

[Abe @ferretbite]

This is exactly what Coco was about.

[Johnny Appleseed @JohnnyApplesdad]

@marvxander @john_x @historyinmemes No. What they are saying is. A regular person. After 3 generations they are forgotten. As. You. Your dad. Your grandfather. The next kid will not know the grand father and will be forgotten. So go have fun. No one’s gonna know in 3 generations. Kk bye eeeeeeeew

[CrisNo @cris_n0]

We were filming a documentary in the Mayan jungle caves when suddenly BOOM 💥, a dynamite explosion for @lopezobrador_ Maya Train. They’re extracting construction materials from the 2nd most important rainforest in the continent (just like Calica) & building a train over the largest underground rivers system in the world. Help us stop this Ecocide. #ClimateAction #ClimateActionNow

[Abe @ferretbite]

@AMSAug68 @TheAthletic Yes. Its very much a thing.

[Abe @ferretbite]

@clownworld Motherfuckers eat hot dogs competitively but this is outlandish?

[Abe @ferretbite]

Yes I teared up.

[𝕋𝔼𝔾𝔸™ 🌍 @Tegadeyforyou]

Jackie Chan and his daughter crying while watching some of his old movie scenes is the most wholesome thing you’ll watch today.

Thanks for our childhood legend ❤️

[Abe @ferretbite]

@elonmusk Or you could just. You know, leave it as it was. Cause DAMN.

[Abe @ferretbite]

WHAT

[Abe @ferretbite]

@elonmusk Did you get high before deciding this or something?

[Abe @ferretbite]

@AmberLily Why though

[Abe @ferretbite]

@Sakulayo_love @NoContextHumans You know you don’t HAVE to tweet every time you see stuff, right?

[Abe @ferretbite]

Not this bitch telling me how to latin America.

[Juan Aguilar @JuanAgu21791447]

Y’all, Tater’s voice actor responded to the show’s criticism#primos #DisneyChannel

[Abe @ferretbite]

@JuanAgu21791447 Just keep digging.

[Abe @ferretbite]

I love everything about this.

[Abe @ferretbite]

@Todd_Spence They both are.

[Abe @ferretbite]

@imchaseaustin You look nervous as shit and she looks like me when my niece tells me about the superpowers she got from watching the Mario Bros movie and I pretend to be amazed.

[Abe @ferretbite]

Yeah them Pride watch faces are nice but how about a fix for the ever decreasing battery life for the #applewatch?

[Abe @ferretbite]

@LUNAsandals A promo code wouldn’t hurt, I need a new pair! 🥺

[Abe @ferretbite]

@wildtiktokss Some of us smile as a defense mechanism when this happens because we all emote differently.