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@serpentseafoam I Don't

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@Peppymintyy Thank you you're so right

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PART 1.1 of the WEIGHT GAIN Drive!!

this greedy dumbass hasn't even started her new job yet and she's already splashing out (https://t.co/HNb3QsFsKg to DONATE!!)

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@ZiggyCabbit

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@ZiggyCabbit Nova...

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@Drewcakemix BUT THE COMPETITION IS IN AN HOUR

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What if I mixed things up a tad and Ziggy had himself a good ol' Superpower Meltdown and just... stayed a balloon?

Somewhere in the ballpark of "One like in the next 24 hours is one day Ziggy stays inflated",

Just fuck me up, internet.

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PEE BALLOON? I thought they closed that place down!

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There are few things more mildly frustrating than the experience of being Non-Specifically Horny

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#DragonAppreciationDay is over. Today is Dragon Depreciation Day. Dragons have plummeted in value and investors are advised to sell them immediately (to me).

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