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cum cummy in my tummy

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

pee up my butt

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

yerp. i am keeping a celsius in the car to take two sips out of every day for the last couple days. not worried about that.

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

ah i feel like maybe i could be in the mood to top again some time soon. we’ll see. we shall see. weeee shall see. yes we shall. yes. we. shall.

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

told my girlfriend this morning i probably wouldnt want a baby. but now im like i need a baby…ha! wonder what ill choose.

[kenzy peach @hotsmartperson]

I legitimately think Marc Maron is one of the only true artists of our time…….

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

@allhaylsatan hahahahahahaha

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

i wish sweetgreen also did smoothies

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

you cant tell by the way i treat people but i am an empath

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

my girlfriend gets mad at me when i call myself neurotypical

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

when i’m 103 years old i’m going to pull the plug on my own feeding tube

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

im cracking up

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Tom Cruise calling out fan for finishing their popcorn before the movie starts lol

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

@hotsmartperson WAHHHHH

[whorange🧡 CALI BLOPS 2025 WORLD CHAMPS @_caliblops]

hello..😭?

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

in the mood to be a 30 year old transgender gay man who is pregnant with a baby.

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

ed sheeran is a trans man

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

i asked for a snack so my girlfriend offered me raw almonds. i said i dont like raw almonds. i like them roasted. raw almonds are gross. she said “well the roasted ones all had the oils you’re always saying are bad so i didnt get them.” a chill ran down my spine…

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

yelling at my girlfriend because she isnt receiving the telepathic messages im sending her

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

@markronsonsbff yup

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

chris kattan is a transgender man

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

here's what i'll say about SNL: i think it'll still be on the air even after our country opens concentration camps

[orin incandenza calcagne @ferretslut69]

this is so fucking awesome

[culture @notgwendalupe]

10 years ago, Rihanna, Kanye West & Paul McCartney released 'FourFiveSeconds'